[About the sixth day of creation]
This means that each kind of dinosuar was created on the same day that god made the first two people, Adam and Eve! Do you realize what that means?
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I can remember sitting in 1st grade at the ultra-religious school my parents made me go to, looking at a map of the world and saying that it was obvious South America and Africa were once joined together. The teacher said it was 'just a coincidence'. Goddamn, even at 6 years old I understood Pangaea, and those hyper-religious fools tried to skew the evidence in favour of their conclusions. You fail, Ham.
So, God made just two humans, and at the same time created every kind of dinosaur? Strange priorities. No wonder humanity became defective to him within its first generation, God was too busy fannying about with Jurassic Park.
Do you realize what that means?
Yeah. It means the bronze age Arab goat herders who invented the story had never heard of extinct animals and thought simultaneous creation of everything was actually a plausible fairy tale.
Ken, did you get the last name Ham because that's what's in your head instead of a brain? After all I would think if T-Rex was living in the same time as humans with these for teeth:
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Well I would have thought those where for ripping apart flesh. Guess not if they lived in the same time as humans and we are still around.
What was the referent for the initial 'this'?
And I don't think Kan Ham is stupid ... he's got very rich off stuff like this. He knows a bunch of easy marks when he sees them. Why do you think he moved to the US?
"It means dinosuars and people lived toghether!"
Did their parents approve?
By the way, what is a 'dinosuar'?
When I was three years old, I decided I wanted to be a palaeontologist. (My Mom even taught me how to say the word.) By the time I was in Kindergarten (probably only a few months later) I knew that dinosaurs had gone extinct long before people. So did all my classmates.
Ken Ham, you have no fucking excuse if a kid still young enough to wear Velcro shoes knows more about dinosaurs than you.
"This means that each kind of dinosuar was created on the same day that god made the first two people, Adam and Eve! Do you realize what that means?"
It means your "god inspired" infallible (or partially fallible, depending on what kind of theology you subscribe to) is fucking wrong about its chronology. Not exactly what you would expect from something an omnipotent/omniscient deity had a hand in.
"It means dinosuars and people lived toghether!"
Reality disagrees.
Yes, I do realise what that means. It means that you are lying for Jesus and that you have no qualms about perverting the minds of innocent children. None whatsoever, specially when you are making money doing it. That also means you are a prick.
"Do you realize what that means?
It means that your story is BS, and has absolutely no basis in fact.
In Twilight, Eric is a cool and collected soul who shimmers in the sunlight and falls in love with everygirl Bella on a whim. Do you realize what this means?
It means that vampires exist! Not only that, but they're mostly misunderstood and romantic and totally aren't horrifying blood-sucking monsters and don't die in the sunlight!
Can you please site the verse in Genesis that mentions the word "dinosaur."
If people and dinosaurs lived together, why didn't anyone write it down in that wonderful book of yours?
"This means that each kind of dinosuar was created on the same day that god made the first two people, Adam and Eve!" The SAME day?
According to Genesis chapter 1, the animals were created on the 5th day, and the man & woman were created on the 6th day.
blatantly contradicts the order described in chapter 1?
I think I preferred being taught that the bones were put there by Satan.
Does anyone else get the urge to kidnap fundie kids and give them a day of museums and science centres?
@ Tiado
The link's down but you can still find it by browsing AiG's books for family section.
Bible Explains Dinosaurs (The)
Here in Pensacola, some nutty Evangelist pastor set up this Dinosaur adventure land. I wonder if this is where that quote came from. The link doesn't work for me above. My brother got invited to a birthday party there when he was very young, and my mom told me about the place. She said there was some quote on the wall about taking away books to take away the knowledge. Oh, and it was by none other than Hitler. One of their "rides" was to have the kids stand behind a chalk line and swing a bowling ball toward their faces. But don't worry, JESUS WILL PROTECT YOU! Luckily my mom didn't let my brother do that one.
Greetings from a former Brisbane resident Mr. Ham. Where's Dr. Carl Wieland's money? Where's his magazine subscriptions? Did John Pryor walk off with them? Or was it someone else from the Queensland Institute of Technology, Gardens Point campus? What did Mr. Clarrie Briese say? Heard from the Joyner boys lately? Did you know that Mrs. Rona Joyner turned Roman Catholic? Been back to Cairns lately? Visited the old Toowong stamping ground recently? Seen any attapulgite around Kentucky?
Adam and Eve were created on the same day?
I thought your babble said that Eve was only created because Adam grew lonely.
Anyway - if JC was god's son, who was his mother?
Well, dinosaurs and people live together even today, if by dinosaurs you mean, you know, *birds.*
But that's not what you mean, is it now?
"And on the 6th Day, God created Dinosaurs, in order that Adam & His descendants would have beasts to ride, & food to eat... now available for The low,low single payment of $666.66 ...).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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