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[A Conservatives parody of Liberals]

White couple:
White racists are evil.We hate white people.We hate our ancestors and our heritage. White Christians have enslaved and oppressed the great Black Race.They made blacks live in slums and designed IQ tests to make this dynamic race of inventors,explorers, and builders of civilization seem stupid.We love the blacks and their high culture!
Me and my wife had a doctor sterilize us so we couldnt have any white devil children.Now we are adopting Black kids to correct societies injustices.
Someday all people in the world will be one mixed race and love each other-like we do.Of course,we'll have to eliminate those rotten whites.Rotten whites....Rotten whites....Rotten whites....Rotten whites ....

Jew:Oy!These are good Goyim!They parrot wat we teach them on TV and in our movies!

Some of you will be disturbed by what you see on our web site and in the material we distribute. You are not interested in truth, and will use over worn cliches such as "you can make the Bible say anything" to justify your ignorance and unwillingness to take an honest look at what the Scriptures teach. You would rather parrot the politically-correct lies told by the media and Judea-Christian churches of today. You follow the religious traditions of men, yet reject our belief in traditional Christianity, "the faith once delivered", because you love the world more than God.

48 comments

old comment by Firewing

I've been around Christians too long to be surprised that they're still trying to hawk their dreck as truth, when they know nothing of that word or what it means. I will give this Christian credit for being honest about his anti-Semitism though. Such honesty after experiencing nothing but deception from them is refreshing. As for the reverse-racism, only other Christians (and other cults) are advocating that. Nobody sane is, so stop thinking everyone is out to get you because of something silly as skin tone.

Also, why is it that I have the sneaking suspicion that "politically-correct" is code-word for "Waaah! People are calling me out for being a jackass to people and I don't like it!"?

old comment by Voice of Humanity

I nearly died laughing at him saying the correct observation that the bible can justify anything and everything is somehow cliche. If you put Fred Phelps in a room together with the late Mr. Rogers, you think they'd get along well? And as for the loving the world more than god thing, I'm surprised it took you zealots this long to figure that out. Hard to love a person that you can't so much as speak to, and its easy to do so with the people around you and the planet they live on.

I've said this before, if you value your dogma and "sacred" texts more than human life, you've got no business saying atheists or what have you are immoral. These people are willing to sacrifice and betray humanity for a warped tyrant's promises of riches and prosperity.

old comment by dionysus

White racists are evil.

I agree.

We hate white people.We hate our ancestors and our heritage.

Ummm, no. We just don't think white people are automatically better than everyone else.

Of course,we'll have to eliminate those rotten whites.Rotten whites....Rotten whites....Rotten whites....Rotten whites ....

Yes, those poor, persecuted white people. Let me get out the world's smallest violin for them.

Jew:Oy!These are good Goyim!They parrot wat we teach them on TV and in our movies!

Is it wrong that I automatically read this in a cockney accent? Anyway, as most Jews can pass for white I don't see how it's productive for them to have a conspiracy against white people.

old comment by Horsefeathers

"Some of you will be disturbed by what you see on our web site and in the material we distribute."

Puzzled as to where you get these strange ideas, but not disturbed. There are far worse people and groups than you out there, so don't flatter yourself that you're somehow "shocking" to people.

"You are not interested in truth, and will use over worn cliches such as 'you can make the Bible say anything' to justify your ignorance and unwillingness to take an honest look at what the Scriptures teach."

I already have. I find your precious Scriptures to be a trite, uninspired, and a muddled mess of ideas that others have said more succinctly, more clearly, and more directly than your book could hope to manage.

They also lack any sort of evidence that any of what they say is in any way an accurate description of actual historical events that took place. What little fact they do contain is banal and nothing that you couldn't have found from any other source at the time. All of their other claims are often wildly incorrect--even on things such as Jewish culture and ceremony, which is something a Jew living at the time should have gotten right--and is utterly useless for just about everything, and it's certainly not something worth basing your life on.

"You would rather parrot the politically-correct lies told by the media and Judea-Christian churches of today."

Just because you've never had an original idea to express doesn't mean the rest of us have to repeat what someone else tells us.

"You follow the religious traditions of men, yet reject our belief in traditional Christianity, 'the faith once delivered', because you love the world more than God."

I follow no "faith", though if I did it would certainly be one that was more original than yours.

old comment by thatotherguy

Jew:Oy!These are good Goyim!They parrot wat we teach them on TV and in our movies!

Okay, let's clarify something here putting the word "Oy" in front of something does not make it sound authentically Jewish. Also, Jews don't control the media, but I doubt I'll ever be able to convince you of that.

will use over worn cliches such as "you can make the Bible say anything" to justify your ignorance and unwillingness to take an honest look at what the Scriptures teach.

Except the thing is, is that you can make the Bible say just about anything. This depends on whether you take it literally, how much of it you take literally, which parts you choose to reject entirely if you take it literally (a necessity, due to certain contradictions), how you choose to interpret it if you don't take it literally...and so on.

Also, fuck you and fuck your fucking racist cartoon. (Just for reference, I usually keep it pretty civil here). Not only do you make fun of Jews but I'm pretty sure that is you fucking horrible attempt at drawing a black baby I'm looking at over there.