That's not an applicable analogy. An applicable analogy would be thus:
"Say I'm an illiterate jungle man who grew up alone in the deepest dark save for the family of gorillas who adopted me. I don't know how to speak, I've never seen others of my own kind before and the ride inside the giant, metal bird monster's stomach nearly triggered in me a fear-induced feral rampage.
Upon arrival, I'm driven into the middle of the city and abandoned there. In my frightened explorations I end up jaywalking. I do not even have a concept of 'laws' as I am, once again, a feral jungle man. So I certainly don't know this specific city's laws. Without a word the the cop immediately tases me, cuffs me and takes me to the torture basement beneath the police station where the mayor then sentences me to an eternity on the rack for not sufficiently kissing his ass before I even knew he existed.
Millenia pass. I pick up language from the screams of my fellow victims and the taunting of the torturers. I ask them what was so wrong with merely walking across the street. Sneering, the torturer says 'that? Oh, that wasn't what landed you here. That was just an excuse to nab you right away. You see, the mayor's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandpappy left an apple sittin' out on a park table once and his little retarded boy and girl -- twins, you know -- ended up eating it. He told 'em not to but they were so slow that you had to fight 'em to keep 'em in their clothes for more than five minutes. Anyways they was your ancestors. He never forgot his grudge and every son down the line since has kept it going.
'Course his great, great grandpappy gave ya'll an out. He raped your great, great grandma and, when he found out her son was his, had him whipped, beat and shot in the street. That boy always adored him and did right up to the end. Unfortunately the press got ahold of pictures of the murder so he had to run damage control. He set up a rehab clinic in the kid's name. As long as you give donations to the clinic and kiss his ass something fierce at all times, he'll let you off with probation.'"
Still sound fair, fuckstick?
