GOOD GRIEF WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME PROOF OF EVOLUTION BEFORE I PUNCH MYSELF SQUARE IN THE FACE! LOL.
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I'm reminded of the Upright Citizen's Brigade Christian summer camp skit. A camp counselor treats himself to various tortures in order to pressure a guilty child to confess that he drank some juice without permission. But, of course, watching the counselor walk over broken glass is just too much fun...
Wow, whether to give or not to give...kind of a win/win proposition isn't it? If we give him proof of evolution, we're educating somebody, and that's good. But if we don't give him any, he'll punch himself in the face, and that's REAL good!
@Amigone201
If we give him proof of evolution, we're educating somebody, and that's good.
I have this suspicion that plenty of people have tried to give you evidence for evolution, and you've just ignored it. I might try someday (just for laughs; I don't expect BCf to actually be capable of learning anything), but I'm holding out for you punching yourself in the face a few times first.
Talisman,
... oh, dammit. I let curiosity get the better of me. I went and browsed... I read about four pages, hoping there'd be just a glimmering of Clue Inheritance...
Troff, no, it's Chris! His clue gene is sadly defunct and his body has lost the ability to synthesize clues. This means he needs a daily intake, but his body is rejecting them and they're just passing straight through without being ingested.
@Troff
Talisman,
I see that you already looked but I thought I'd post anyway for anyone else curious but not brave enough to face his stupidity in an actual thread.
He asks for evidence of evolution. He's given a couple posts here and here plus he's given the link to talkorigins.org to which he replies: Someone give me some good reason why I should believe it please.
That's a typical BCf reply to his pleas for evidence for evolution. That and attacking your source if you happen to choose not to spend hours writing something for him to ignore and instead just link him to WikiPedia. He hates that site.
BigChrisfilm is a clueless fucktard who delights in copy-pasting his arguments from already discredited sources. Since the Holy BuyBull makes no mention of evolution (or astronomy, astrophysics, chemistry, biology, et. al.) he believes that it invalidates it as a sound scientific theory.
Fossil record, vestigial organs, antibiotic resistance, genetic sequencing, basic DNA analysis, geographical stratification, common sense.
BigChrisFilm: We've been there and done that. If you refuse to acknowledge it, that's too bad. We are not responsible for your willful ignorance; you are. So if you refuse to accept that evidence you've been given, go ahead and punch yourself in the face; we TRIED to prevent it by giving you that information, but we cannot stop you from hurting yourself by ignoring it if that is what you choose to do.
No, I think I'll wait for a while. You go ahead, don't let me stop you. In fact, you keep punching yourself and maybe you'll knock something inside your brain and learn how to read.
... you know what, Chris? You're right. There's absolutely no evidence of evolution. None. Really. Those fossil records? Total lies. Really. Honestly. Would I lie to you? I mean, it's not like I want to see you punch yourself in the face.
*snerk*
Since no one has said it yet, I wanted to take a moment to quote the following:
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!!!
GOOD GRIEF WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME PROOF OF EVOLUTION BEFORE I PUNCH MYSELF SQUARE IN THE FACE! LOL.
Good grief indeed... *waits patiently after deftly hiding all the proof of evolution under a large enough mountain*
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