[You better not mock the Raptards...or else!!!]
I always remember what happened to the "group of mocking youths" and Elisha! Love that story, because God's Word tells us that "God is not mocked;". Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking God!
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How? God isn't real. You cannot expend energy on a non-existent idea. Well, you can, but that would be foolish. Xtians, on the other hand, we do a considerable amount of mocking of, but you make it so damn easy.
The children didn't mock God - Elisha called God to help him take vengeance on some kids for making fun of his baldness. Apparently, to the "loving" God, having 42 little children ripped to death by a bear just for making fun of a bald person is proper "justice".
And when people get away with mocking you, will you agree that you are no true christian or will you start spewing excuses?
Christianity - eating the cookie and keeping it.
"Anyone who mocks Christians is really mocking God!"
I do it all the time. Mock both Christians AND their God. And I'm still here. Either your God is a lazy fuck or he doesn't exist. I'm thinking it's the latter.
You think pretty highly of yourself then, don't you, A Berean? Thanks for proving my suspicion that most fundies' "God" is really themselves on a throne, yammering.
Man, the comments here. one person who knew that elisha Elisha was a jewish, OT prophet and so was under the old covenant. Christians claim that Jesus made a new covenant (he didn't,but christians are very ignorant of the bible).
Remember, xians ignore the OT unless it supports some prejudice they have.
You're also arrogant. Do you say the jews are unsaved? You are mocking god too
There's nothing fundies love more than stories about people they don't like being horribly killed.
I don't know why they just don't convert to Aztec human sacrifice-based religions and have done with it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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