Ah, yes! It's been a while. Do tell me: Which version of Rouge is SEGA going with currently? Is it the bland treasure hunter that only exists to give knuckles a villainous foil? That is to say, despite the fact that his otherwise barely mentioned role as guardian of the Master Emerald should be more than enough cause for Eggman to be his enemy, thus rendering her completely unnecessary?

Ooh, I know! Maybe it's the thief with a heart of gold who suddenly cares about Shadow for some reason despite sharing absolutely no emotional connection to him OR E-123 Omega prior to Sonic Heroes! Who could forget those timeless character building moments between them that made her inclusion meaningful! Like when.........

[Picture of Spongebob Squarepants]

Or perhaps it's the Rouge who works for G.U.N. now because.......Fuck it, she wasn't doing anything else of note, am I right?

Rouge is nothing but one of at least a half dozen interchangeable Sonic characters with absolutely nothing of value to offer...at least, nothing you can make her do in a children's video game.

Welp, my work here is done!