If a sodomite does not like being referred to as queer, then they should repent of their blasphemey, obey God and lead a normal (not queer) life.
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Hmm, well bro, you could just call the "homosexuals" or "gay"...
Wait, what? Homosexuality is blasphemy? Homosexuality is taking the Lord's name in vain? Not...following...that...logic. Not unless of course it's a "Oh GOD...oh GOD...yeah!" reference...
"If an uptight fundy whackjob does not like being referred to as filthy breeder, then they should repent of their poor taste, obey Todd Oldham and lead a fabulously decorated queer (not filthy breeding) life."
Wow, it sounds almost as ridiculous as I thought it would flipped around. Well, at least Todd Oldham is a real person.
Bein' kind of free and easy with the hate-speech, ain't ya, Randy...?
Can I call you a "fat, bloated, slothful glutton?"
If a fucked up, idiot, pedophile pastor doesn't like being called a fucked up, idiot, pedophile pastor, he should STFU and stop misleading the kids.
Just when did loving another human being become blasphemy? And they are leading a normal life. Just because you don't like it, that doesn't make it abnormal.
As for obeying god, you kinda have to prove that he exists, first.
"If a black person does not like being referred to as a N****r, then they should repent of their blasphemey(Sic), obey God and lead a normal (not n****r) life." ~ Bro Randy, 1950's version.
Bigotry is bigotry, Randy.
Fundie to English translation:
"If you don't like my hate speech, F*** you."
Seriously Randy, how on earth do you justify this when even Jesus himself paid the most attention to the sick, the outcasts, and the worst of the "sinners"?
well, apparently jesus was lying when he said Love one another as I have loved you. if hell does exist, i'd love to see the look on brother randy's face when he gets sent to the deepest, darkest corner of it.
If a hateful, bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic, assholic cult leader does not like being referred to as such, he should shut the fuck up and get bent.
If a sodomite does not like being referred to as queer, then they should repent of their blasphemey, obey God and lead a normal (not queer) life."
Because calling perfectly straight people gay never happens...
He didn't get the memo, did he? "Queer" is now pretty much accepted terminology, not only for gay people, but pretty much anyone who isn't vanilla heterosexual. (Well, except the ones that come under the heading of "kinky", but that's another story.)
If I fuck my wife in the ass, then I'm a sodomite right ?
Not gay...straight.
Bro Randy you are a cunt of the first order. And probably a virgin...
If Bro. Randy does not like being referred to as unintelligent, he should learn to spell blasphemy right, learn how math works , and lead a normal (not brainless) life.
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