So your kid turns out to be a gay...
you gotta beat it out of him, right?
forgot.... the power of prayer will take care of it too
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OR you could continue to love and support him regardless because he's still, y'know, YOUR CHILD.
But no, being a sick, twisted fuckhead is a MUCH better idea.
Uh, no. Beatings won't work because homosexuality is largely inate and prayer won't work because... it's prayer and prayer never works. Maybe if there was a god and s/he gave a crap about what you want, but there isn't such a god. so don't waste you time praying.
whew, close one, prayer doesn't hurt.
EDIT :
And if neither of the two work, why wasting so much energy for something that doesn't affect you?. And before you pray, didn't Christianity say that love should be unconditional?, beating a guy for the mere fact of being gay sounds CONDITIONAL to me.
This is obviously a poe/troll. I shall call such people poels!
Now, can I make that a new internet meme. I've enver started one before, so I hope so.
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