Stinky_Nigger #racist niggermania.net

Yesterday, I woke up in a lot of pain in my kidney and bladder area, So much I woke up crying in pain and I generally don't let pain bother me. I thought I'll crack on with my day and work it off. However my body decided that plan wasn't what it wanted. So my partner (Kirsty) decided I needed a doctor, She rings our GP who says "3 weeks at best, Emergency you say? 2 weeks". She decides I need to go to A&E (Hospital)

She drives me there, We are greeted by a human receptionist who takes my details and suggests I sit down. Within minutes A human nurse comes and gets me. She says in passing that she was finishing but saw my name pop up and wanted to make sure I was seen, but the other nurse a sheboon (Obviously an Equal Ops hire) announces its "Finished for da nite n it going home n sheeit".

I get to the cubical and I'm really in pain at this point. Kirsty is getting agitated because all she can find is bucks and boons, She grabs a "nurse" and asks for a doctor or at least some pain relief for me. The "nurse" announces "I beez working all nite I finished now. I needz to go my crib n sheeit n youz gotta speak to ma with da respect". Kirsty knowing better gets a human nurse who immediately tells the groid to go away, get some pain relief for me and a doctor.

It comes back with some tablets and the nurse asks what the hell these tablets were "Theyz be good pain relief" and where the doctor was and where was the doctor and apparently Dr Nigger had finished too (Note to self don't go this hospital at night). A human doctor (Who wasn't due to start as she was still receiving handover from the human night doctor) saw what was happening and immediately started treating me. Looked at the "Pain relief" and told the sheboon to go away.

Within minutes of the human doctor being there, I had proper pain relief, booked in for an x-ray, had one of those need to pipe things stuck in my arm where they can take blood and put stuff into me (not sure of the name). Calmed Kirsty down (Even as far as bringing her a cup of tea). Explained she wanted a surgeon to come and see me, A human surgeon turns up and tells me he wants to see me in his clinic next week, I jokingly said "I hope theres no TNB in your clinic" to which he replied "No, I don't allow them".

The doctor said I needed to take water in as I hadn't drank and the liquid pain relief they gave me would make me dehydrate. I asked a sheboon (VERY Big mistake I know, but it couldn't mess up a simple request was my thought before I remembered it was a nigger) for a cup of water, It oo'ked and eek'd about respect n sheeit. After 20 minutes, Kirsty ended up going to find a vending machine, bought me a bottle of water.

Turns out I had a serious kidney infection, The human doctor sorted me out (and I'll go as far as saying saving my life! UK citizens may call the NHS bad and such but they were there when I needed them) The sheboon pretended to know what it was doing and I never did find out what those tablets were neither. I have to go back for further tests, but I'm alright (Albeit a bit sore). More importantly Kirsty remembered and implemented rule #1. I also learnt not to go to this NHS establishment at night, not unless you want niggers "looking after" you.

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