Reply to Chockmah, #188
RE: I don't condemn anyone to hell
I sincerely want people of other religions to go to Hell. Why? Because I hate their guts? No. Because their going to Hell will validate my own religion. If Hell right this moment isn't populated with the likes of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Muslims, Hindus, Jews, Buddhists, and Roman Catholics; then I am in very big trouble I kid you not. So it's essential they go there; Yes: I desperately want them there.
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So basically, you're so desparate to be right you would condemn millions to hell?
Die in a fire you heartless bastard.
(Opens mouth as if to say something. Closes it. Opens it again, raises finger for emphasis, closes mouth.)
Forget it. I can't do anything with this.
I think what he's saying is that he hopes that his particular sect is the correct one because if he picked wrong he'll wind up in hell.
And anyone that watches South Park knows its the mormons. Too bad for this guy.
The Pope called his senior cardinals to the Vatican with important news.
Imagine if hell only existed for those that believed in it... This guy is such a hateful, bigoted bastard that in fearing hell so much he is only ensuring that he ends up there. I would laugh so damn hard as I come back as Jessica Alba's vibrator.
edit: well, someone equally as hot, between the ages of 18 and 25 when I come back, considering Jessica will most likely be too old for my tastes by then...
Wow, that's so nice of you, to want others to suffer so it validates your own belief. You are a kind, kind man. /sarcasm
I sincerely want you to die and just stop without an afterlife, heaven, reincarnation or any of that stuff. Because it would validate my own beliefs? No, I just think the rest of us would be better off that way.
Well assuming this person not a POE, it's refreshing to get one that that's finally honest.
They NEED others to suffer to validate themselves.
Dammit. The logic is, from what I can tell, internally consistent! There's nothing logically wrong with what they're saying.
Ethically, morally, yeah, definitely. But logically? No obvious contradictions.
Finally, one of them admits it! Except, they didn't admit to hating them. Now, if we can only get them to admit that...
Between the name and the brutal honesty and brutalness, this is obvious, very caustic, satire of why TRU BELIVURZ constantly preach nothing but fire and brimstone - because if you AREN'T damned to hell, you fucking godless pagan BASTARD, then they'd be wrong, and well that just can't be! I'm a special snowflake, and good things happen to me and me only!
Awwwwwww, look at the insecure little angsty teen (or adult) striving to be validated.
I guess religion suits you perfectly then now doesn't it.
I am in very big trouble
According to the story in the above verse the apparant muslim man or woman you are condeming could be your god in disguse.
I second the "At least he's honest" award. (Assuming it's not a Poe)
"Others must suffer in hell so I don't." Errm, duh? Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you could believe your God loves you and STILL doesn't send all those others to hell?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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