There are no unbelievers on the other side of death. The minute you die, you will know that the Lord Jesus is real and that HELL is real.
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You know, with all these people going to hell, you'd think someone would have started a rebellion by now. We have to outnumber you motherfuckers by at least a million to one.
Hey, maybe there's already been a rebellion, and we'll end up sipping martinis in heaven while you guys languish in the fires of torment for being superior jackasses.
Don't worry, though. I'm sure after a few hours, we'll let you out. I don't know many non-believers who are up for eternal torment by hellfire as a punishment.
And it is at that moment of utter clarity, when any concept of the lack of God is completly destroyed in our hearts and minds, that God will punish the vast, vast majority of mankind even though all he wants is for us to all know of, believe in, and love.
No, because when you die, your mind stops working.
In fact, there aren't really any humans on the other side of death.
He's right. And if he is wrong (which he isn't) then you can all laugh throughout eternity (or just become compost and not think anything; who cares?) Sadly, you will find out that this is entirely true, and will lament eternally.
Is this something outside NORMAL Christian theology that it deserves to be categorized as "fundie"? Or is "fundie" the new name for anyone who actually believes biblical doctrine and thus those stupid unenlightened Cretins are ALL fundies now?
He's right. And if he is wrong (which he isn't) then you can all laugh throughout eternity (or just become compost and not think anything; who cares?) Sadly, you will find out that this is entirely true, and will lament eternally.
Is this something outside NORMAL Christian theology that it deserves to be categorized as "fundie"? Or is "fundie" the new name for anyone who actually believes biblical doctrine and thus those stupid unenlightened Cretins are ALL fundies now?
PASCALSWAGER'D! So, what if Islam is the true faith and we meet Mohammed when we die? Or any other of the 9000 or more other faiths that people have? How can you be so sure your god is the right one and even if it were true, I'm sure he'd be able to tell if you worshipped him because there wasn't a better option available.
That, or you're a poe.
Sorry no, but I had a look. After death you get put into a box then into the ground. Not a sign of Jesus anywhere.
The most annoying thing about the most likely outcome of death, that you simply cease to exist, is the inability for folks like you to realize you were wrong. You won't have a moment to look about the void and go, "Gosh! There is no God!" You'll just be dead. So you get to go to your grave thinking you were right and never having a moment to regret wasting your life on unfounded fears created by stories told thousands of years around a campfire.
So, there are no atheists in Hell. just people who didn’t get sufficient evidence for God until after the deadline, no pun intended.
Never seemed at all reasonable to me, even when i believed. God knows what it would take for Person A to accept Him, but withholds it until it’s too late.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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