Please Dear Lord, let this time we have this Democratic Rock Star in office be short. Please take us home to rejoice in you. Lord, I can't wait to hear the words "Come up hither". Thank you Lord, for all your going to do for the ones who didn't vote for this crooked campaign. He never showed his Birth Certificate, he has too many ties with our enemies, he chose people that will take America in a whole different direction than you wanted for us. I am so truly sorry my Savior for America's sin. Please forgive us.
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Lord, I can't wait to hear the words "Come up hither"
We praise you, Honor you and Glorify you Dear Lord Most High!
"...he chose people that will take America in a whole different direction than you wanted for us. "
So, you claim to know the mind of God? Isn't that a ticket to Hell or some such nonsense?
Lord, I can't wait to hear the words "Come up hither".
God likes squirters, too? :D
He never showed his Birth Certificate,
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he has too many ties with our enemies,
LoLz I don't like Rick Warren, either, but Obama is a nice dude.
he chose people that will take America in a whole different direction than you wanted for us.
Thank goodness. This country is in the crapper and I wish Obama, and all of us, the best. Unlike you..a hate monger.
1.) I'm pretty sure God likes it when you use proper grammar.
2.) Oh, so now you know what God wants for us? How very blasphemous of you.
"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."
Lord, I can't wait to hear the words "Come up hither".
Do these people really think god speaks Early Modern English?
President Obama must be really, totally, mind-blowingly awesome. Your god is powerless against him.
I'm for starting a cult of Obama. I just have to figure out the Holy Book and the liturgy. Dogma can wait.
he has too many ties with our enemies
You know the Bush family had/has plenty of ties with the Bin Ladin's, right?
Please take us home to rejoice in you. Lord, I can't wait to hear the words "Come up hither".
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Jeez. God obviously wanted Obama to be president. Why do you question God??
And, really? Again with the birth certificate thing? He's shown the world his birth certificate. Get over yourselves.
Hey, yeah, that's right. Weren't you guys supposed to get Raptured the day the Obamanation (to use one of your adorable little phrases) assumed power? What gives? I was really looking forward to not seeing you around.
he chose people that will take America in a whole different direction than you wanted for us.
So God can be defeated by ballots now as well? Let's see, we have iron chariots, ballots... What else?
he has too many ties with our enemies
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Yes, it's old news now, but it seemed appropriate.
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And learn to masturbate, the sexual frustration is absolutely obnoxious.
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Yes, I along with many others here on FSTDT are starting to wonder at the mental health of these increasingly disturbed people. The amusement factor is waning as apYrs said in the comments to the last post from Rapture Ready by fishersofmen.
Not able to offer rational debate or expressions of discontent they have to dress everything up in their deluded fantasies. Frankly, it is decidedly creepy. They have been divorced from reality for too long.
Love ya, Pule.
"Please Dear Lord, let this time we have this Democratic Rock Star in office be short. Please take us home to rejoice in you."
Are you asking god to rapture Obama?
In your Holy Name Jesus,
Aside from the lies you've just come out with, allow me to say one thing...
Matthew 6:5-8 Bitch!
Honestly, these people should not be allowed to vote. They vote in idiots who destroy the world just a bit more each year, and when they dont get their vote.. they are praying for the instant end of the world.
The more I read of these retards, the more I'm convinced that they are suffering from a genetic defect, a mutation that was not deemed harmful at an earlier time. Today, it has become so blatantly obvious that they are harmful and I'm sure evolution will weed it out over the next centuries and millennia. Unfortunately, we will be stuck with these morons for a long time...
So many words, so little sense. Democratic Rock Star, Republican Actor, what's the diff? Oh, yeah, Obama is not really a rockstar. Did Baby Bush show his birth certificate? Did Papa Bush? Have you seen McCain's?
Yeah, horrible people, they want to restore America's finances and it's respectability world wide. How can they!!! When you conservatives had put America in debt and destroyed it's credibility so nicely.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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