Here is Satan and his army of fallen angels from the Bottomless Pit. I have been inside the pit and they look pretty much like this, except they are brownish-green.
Oh, this is actually "Mew Two" from Pokemon. Notice the feet is exactly the same. The serpent midriff exactly the same. The tail exactly the same. The dragon type legs exactly the same. The wolf ears exactly the same. The upper body exactly the same. The long arms exactly the same. Our children are watching Satan and the Fallen Angels every Saturday.
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"Here is Satan and his army of fallen angels from the Bottomless Pit. I have been inside the pit and they look pretty much like this, except they are brownish-green."
Where did your mommy drop you on the head? Grand cannyon?
"Oh, this is actually "Mew Two" from Pokemon. Notice the feet is exactly the same. The serpent midriff exactly the same. The tail exactly the same. The dragon type legs exactly the same. The wolf ears exactly the same. The upper body exactly the same. The long arms exactly the same."
We get the point. The Japanise writers are Satainists because they probley dont believe in your god.
"Our children are watching Satan and the Fallen Angels every Saturday."
Fine. Sue the company and tell them to rate the show 'R' for satanic rituals of sumoning creatures.
"Here is Satan and his army of fallen angels from the Bottomless Pit. I have been inside the pit and they look pretty much like this, except they are brownish-green."
My Fundiebabble to English translator boiled this down to it's essence:
"I am paranoid and wildly delusional."
"Oh, this is actually "Mew Two" from Pokemon. Notice the feet is exactly the same. The serpent midriff exactly the same. The tail exactly the same. The dragon type legs exactly the same. The wolf ears exactly the same. The upper body exactly the same. The long arms exactly the same. Our children are watching Satan and the Fallen Angels every Saturday."
Again, my translator distilled this for me:
"I am paranoid, wildly delusional and I watch cartoons."
"i LOVED that cartoon when i was a kid. so they're still showing it? cool!"
Yeah, but.. really, why bother? It's just Ash being an idiot :/ Now, Pokemon Chronicles? That's a good show. It literally focuses on pretty much everyone EXCEPT Ash.
That charactor doesn't look so satanic to me, whatever satanic means. Most of the images of what christians consider to be satanic comes from other religions anyway. Japanese devils and demons have horns etc. just as most middle eastern ones do. Your bible doesn't say the devil is a red man with a goatee and pitchfork, this was an image concocted later. People see the devil in whatever they want.
As for you having been inside the bottomless pit of satan, you might need professional help.
@"Papabear"
Again, my translator distilled this for me:
"I am paranoid, wildly delusional and I watch cartoons."
As if watching cartoons is a bad thing. it's a medium, not a message.
That cartoon is high quality - I like the idea that super-powered wild animals roam the seas and countrysides, waiting to be captured and then actually LOVING that their slave masters put them to work in arena combat. Would we be able to bring back bear-baiting if we bred some with tentacles, laser-eyes and telepathy? I always figured it was only offensive to vegetarians, vegans and animal rights activists, but I guess the AUTHOR percieves Satan and his legions everywhere.
That charactor doesn't look so satanic to me, whatever satanic means. Most of the images of what christians consider to be satanic comes from other religions anyway. Japanese devils and demons have horns etc. just as most middle eastern ones do. Your bible doesn't say the devil is a red man with a goatee and pitchfork, this was an image concocted later. People see the devil in whatever they want.
Another thing to consider-
Just as those of us in the west consider eastern religions to be "mysterious," those in the east hold the same view of western religions.
This is why I personally believe that everyone who seriously wishes to discuss religion should take a world religions course from an accredited university.
Shut up, you have never seen a demon anywhere but inside your head, you crazed liar.
It is silly animated pictures that entertain children. Stop being pissy because your kids prefer that to the oh-so-boring Bible.
Mewtwo is a demon? I would have at least picked one of the fire-type Pokemon for that role, but I guess Satan is craftier than that.
Dark-type Pokemons might be more appropriate for the role (well, IIRC Houndoom is a Dark/Fire type, and his appearance fits the bill perfectly).
And Mew Two as Satan? I dunno about the games, but in the cartoon he doesn't play a significant role, aside from the two movies that were centered on him, of course.
Oh, one quick question regarding this point:
"Here is Satan and his army of fallen angels from the Bottomless Pit. I have been inside the pit and they look pretty much like this, except they are brownish-green."
If you have been in the Bottomless Pit, how did you get OUT?
~David D.G.
Jeez, Mewtwo isn't half the satanic death machine he once was. It's all about Deoxys now.
True, but Kyogre and Groudon have evenn more power. More weaknesses, though.
Mewtwo: What are you doing in my sanctum, human?
AUTHOR: I have come to drive you from this plane of existence, devil!
Mewtwo: ...devil? Ah, yes, one of your human superstitions. Despite there being no proof for your beliefs, you cling to your delusions. This is why you humans are so pathetic.
AUTHOR: I cast thee out, unclean spirit! *Splashes holy water around*
Mewtwo: What are you babbling about?
AUTHOR: Jesus saves! In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I banish you back to the bottomonless pit!
Mewtwo: Fuck this.
*Mewtwo glares at AUTHOR, and the fundie's head explodes a la Scanners.*
In the pit lies a Demon... a high ranking demon... seven feet tall... SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH ... FAST REFLEXES... FEARSOME WARRIOR... a green and black demon, with skin shining like metal ... and a face ... without eyes or feature! ... that burns as gold as the sun... Satan's right hand demon ... and the name of this demon ... is "117".
:D
I'm surprised no one mentioned Giratina. I think he actually is based on the Christian's idea of Satan (has a serpant like form called the Oirgin Forme, six spikes on the neck, six spikes on the wings, and six legs. and he's the counterpart to Arceus, the god of pokemon). He's way more 'satanic' than Mewtwo.
...god I am such a nerd.
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