*White House invites gay families to Easter Egg Roll*
BHO should just have a HUGE PARTY like Sodom and Gomorrah. One great big party.
Why not, they say he's been throwing party's all the time at the WH. Why not one for the Homosexuals. They feel left out. Good Grief!
Please let me hear the words "Come up Hither".
Longing to be with Jesus.
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Every new president has a lot of parties when they first move into the Whitehouse. It is a political thing, you know inviteing contributors and those who worked for the campaign to dinner at the Mansion?
I imagine he would rather spend more time with his wife and kids than entertain political hacks, but it comes with the job unfortunatly. You know who else threw lots of parties at the beginning of their presidency?, Reagan, G.H. Bush, and G.W. Bush thats who.
You make it sound as if their going to have a homosexual gang-pile on the front lawn in front of children. But then again it comes with the job of being a holier than thou unbiblical bigot, right?
You're worried about a few introductory cocktail parties when George Bush spent over 1,000 days (a little over 2.75 years) on vacation durng his 8 year term, including the week when thousnds of people were dying on rooftops during the aftermath of Katrina? Totally fucking unbelievable hypocrisy.
You're worried about a few introductory cocktail parties when George Bush spent over 1,000 days (a little over 2.75 years) on vacation durng his 8 year term, including the week when thousnds of people were dying on rooftops during the aftermath of Katrina? Totally fucking unbelievable hypocrisy.
For starters there is no evidence that Sodom and Gommorrah ever existed. OK. If you think they did, then produce the evidence. And the Bible is no evidence of anything but your stupidit, btw.
You should begin, however, by asking yourself who is your neighbour. You might be surprised at Jesus views on this. You might be surprised at the company he is reported to have kept. They even blamed him for it. You are now adding to that blame? I somehome feel if this Jesus were in our midst he would be still mixing with those that you consider sinners. Beams and motes mean anything?
Isnt this easter egg hunt an annual tradition? OMG OBAMA KEEPING A TRADITION.
Oh wait they are officially (note that word) letting gay families come, instead of just ignoring them when they turned up like Bush did.
Two points:
1. 'Come up hither' - yeah, cos Jesus like so totally speaks Elizabethan/Jamesian English,
and,
2. And EASTER egg hunt??? But, But, Easter's a Christian thing. Are you saying that Obama is following Christian traditions now? *
(*Let's hope they don't realise that the eggs and bunnies bit of Easter is part of the whole pagan pre-Christian celebration! As is the name, at least in English, while we're on the subject.)
Yeah, from those last two sentences, it sounds like you'd blow Jesus if He asked you to.
Also, gay people have families. They like to do fun activities with them, like celebrate holidays. You don't own Easter, no matter how much you bawww about it.
"like Sodom and Gomorrah"
See! You fell into that Victorin interpretation of the babble didn't you?
Just like the story of Onan, it doesn't mean what you think it means.
I think this is a plot by Jesusshineonme to appear as homosexual as possible post the first two lines of his comment so he gets invited to the party, obviously he wants some dark chocolate up in that white house, yo.
"BHO should just have a HUGE PARTY like Sodom and Gomorrah. One great big party."
Under different circumstances he may have. He seems like a nice enough guy after all. Unfortunately he's got a full schedule trying to clean up the fucking mess your boy left him after 8 years of being Moron in Chief.
"Why not, they say he's been throwing party's all the time at the WH."
"They" who? Please don't say Faux News...
"Why not one for the Homosexuals. They feel left out. Good Grief! "
Because you stupid, bigoted, ignorant fundy fuckers would try to storm the White House with pitchforks and torches (and probably a good ol' fashioned lynchin' rope, knowing you guys) and the Secret Service would have to gun all your crazy asses down in the street. Hell of a mess that would be.
"Please let me hear the words "Come up Hither".
Longing to be with Jesus."
I seriously doubt Jebus would be using Jacobean English, though I'd find it highly amusing if he did since none of you would have a clue what he was talking about unless he was reciting bits of your Wholly Babble (King James version, naturally) verbatim.
Please let me hear the words "Come up Hither".
Sorry, but Jesus won´t say these words to you.
Even if he were there, up in heaven to greet people who ascend there, he would surely use either the mother language spoken by the person he greets (in your case probably modern english) or aramaic, but definitely not outdated english that was spoken in the 16th century ;)
"Please let me hear the words "Come up Hither".
Longing to be with Jesus."
Nah he won't take you. Unless of course you offer your daughters to be raped by the gay party guests, just as noble Lot did.
I'd also advise turning your head away as fast as you can if you, say, see the White House on TV, magazine, or any other place. You might just turn into salt!
"Come up Hither?" "Longing to be with Jesus?"
Are you sure you're not longing to be Jesus' uh, er, special friend?
Please let me hear the words "Come up Hither".
Okay: "Come up Hither, my son, that I may Smack thee with the Paddle of Arse-Splitting and Free thy puny Brains from whither they have become Lodged."
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