July 21st, 2009
Now pay attention here.
151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753
Now add up the individual digits—.
You know what that means?
18 = 6 + 6 + 6
Do I have to spell it out for you? 666 people!!!!! THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
Lord Jesus, COME QUICKLY!
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This is a clear case of Poe, the person is being completely sarcastic on a page about the birther nonsense becoming an embarrassment for the GOP.
Really, what's with the quote mining lately? Is some fundie doing this so they can point at how we take things out of context?
Gotta agree with Antichrist, this was probably not written seriously. Had it come from, say, RR, I'd accept it readily, but I have my doubts on this one.
151 + 1961+ 010641 = 12753
If you add some more numbers then divide by another number you get 53 310 761 Elvis Presley's service number !
Obama is really Elvis !!!
The number of the beast is 616.
If you start by adding the different figures, shouldn't you end the same way: 1+8=9. And then what? 3+3+3=9, but 333 has no significance, as far as I know.
Get a life! And soon, please! Whether you are serious or Poe, this is utter noncence.
pi = 3.14159 (to 5 decimal places)
3.14159 - 0.14159 = 3
3 + 10 = 13 (the unlucky number)
13 = 6 + 1 + 6 the real number of the beast! (Well, it has been ever since 666 was shown to be an error in translation.)
Therefore pi = the number of the beast.
The bible predicts this because it says something about 'evil circles' - well, I'm pretty sure it does - I can't be bothered to check the reference.
Eh, doesn't the Bible forbid this kind of numeromancy? Just like astrology, ouija boards etc? So why is Church Lady indulging in it? Besides, you can prove anything you want by juggling the numbers enough. It's really quite Harry Potter-ish, and should be anathemal to any True Christian TM
*eyeroll*
Doesn't that qualify as Numerology, and thus, Divination?
Doesn't your BIBLE prohibit that?
*shakes head*
Idiots.
@Antichrist Whats sad is seeing the list of un posted quotes when you submit a quote, there is quite a backlog.
Some which are better than this one.
Yes, 1+8=9, and 9=3+3+3, but with the magic wot is numerology, it could be said that:
9=3+3+3 or 333, and 9 is a rotated 6, which is a clue to transpose the rotated number with the repeating number, so replace the 3s with 6s and you get 666. Clear as day!
or
9=3+6, which can also be read as 3 6s, which is, of course 666!
If only there weren't so many syllables in the word "numerology," it could replace "new math" in the titular song by Tom Lehrer.
"It's so simple, so very simple, that only a fundie can do it! (And believe in it.)"
(Even if the original message is a poe, it's always fun to bash crap like numerology!)
Church "Lady"
YOU WOMEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO DO SIMPLE MATH!
Now, go back into the kitchen and make your pig of a husband a sandwich -- we'll just forget this ever happened.
Poe or no, this is ill-advised. The stupid are out there, and will take it literally.
I suggest you now divide by the number of functioning brain cells in Church Lady's head. Ooops! Stack overflow! Divide-by-zero error! IT'S THE END OF EVERYTHING! RUN!
Actually my dear you stopped too soon.
151 + 1961 +010641 = 12753
1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18
1 + 8 = 9
So actually his "number" isn't 666 it's 333.
so that's what? Antichrist lite?
Lord Jesus, COME QUICKLY!
Some damn shrink, COME QUICKLY!
Now pay attention here.
My age divided by my shoe size is the third digit on my dog's license tag.
You know what that means.
Do I have to spell it out for you? THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
@AntiChrist
OH MY GOD. My birthday is 7/13.
If you add 7 and 13
7 + 13 = 20
But, I had two parents, so if you take
20 - 2 = 18
and
6 + 6 + 6 = 18
I'm the antichrist. Bow down citizens, bow down.
"Lord Jesus, COME QUICKLY!"
OK, now you're seriously digging to find this shit.
Why do these idiots make Obama out to be more than just an ordinary man who happens to be leading our country? They're more guilty of "worshiping" him, albeit as a devil, than any liberal I know.
and 25 or 6 to 4. Get it? Numbers are magic!
since when is the mark of the beast a sum, then divided differently? If you're gonna do magic numbers then be true to maths function.
"#996740
Eh, doesn't the Bible forbid this kind of numeromancy?"
Dude, you have just given me inspiration for a new form of magic. Numeromancy is just too awesome to pass up!
Oh give me a fucking break. If Obama really were the antichrist, wouldn't he have hid it better than letting some dimwit add a bunch of numbers together?
And I guess UPC codes are the mark of the beast because they contain 666?
Ahh, I didn't see the "Church Lady" name... guess it probably is a poe. Well isn't that special?
I used to know a baptist minister who's name, by certain numerological schools of thought, broke down to "666". He was quite pleased when he found it out, and used to tell people all about it, as well as telling them that he walked 3.33 kilometers to work in the morning and 3.33 back at night, also working out to be "666".
The only thing she left out was "WAKE UP, PEOPLE!"
That would've sealed the Poe-etry deal.
Oh, and if it's real, numerology is still a sin and you belong in hell.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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