The "hoofprints" of Satan were all over Wicca, and they were literally on me! As a High Priest, I did one ceremony invoking my "higher self" or Holy Guardian Angel. The being who man-ifested caused a candle in the temple to erupt violently. A little ball of fire or hot wax (I’ll never know for sure which) shot across the room and hit me in the forearm, leaving a searing brand in the precise shape of a cloven hoof. By that time, I saw it as a great blessing!
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That's the trouble with these Demon encounters, there's no internal consistency.
Other believers think that Demons are secretive and value the idea that people don't believe in them so they can continue their work unopposed. That's how they sneak into things like Satanism or Wicca, by manifesting as the beings the practitioners expect to see.
This guy seems to be saying that Satan would go so far as to deliberately reveal himself as Satan when the poster thought he was dealing with Wiccan spirits. That completely contradicts their modus operandi of disguising themselves.
reading: i lol
chick pubs: i lol harder
Lotsa Wicca bashing today. And you know nothing about Wicca.
Oh wait... Chick Publications, lol. You know nothing about anything.
funny how half of the fundies used to be wiccan, and not just regular wiccan, no, they were all a high priest/ess
Reminds me of when people have flash backs to past lifes, nobody ever was a poor farmer or slave, they were all nobles, pricesses or somebody well to do ...
"Schnoebelen is hilarious. He believes in werewolves, you know. Also claims that while working as a paper delivery boy, he was in the Illuminati. "
Wow, the standards for Illuminati hiring must've really slipped since I was a membe-I mean, wait, no, there's no such thing as the Illuminati, why would you think there was!?
Liars-for-Jesus: Part 4,554,872,409,347
"He's been everything from a vampire to a Jehovah's Witness"
I'm curious as to how one stops being a vampire. Is it like being an alcoholic, where you have to go to a support group?
Ah, Schnoebelen, the guy who practically invented the "I was a an atheist/gay/whatever so I know how horrible their life was/really wanted to kill everyone" testimonies you see on our fine FSTDT every day.
With the small difference that he was claiming to be a satan-worshipping vampire or something... but let's not split the hairs. It's the principle that counts. You know how this goes. Same obvious bullshit, different day.
OH LOL THIS GUY AGAIN. He takes "lying for Jesus" to a WHOLE new level. Now it's flying wax and hoofprints? Pics or it didn't happen, dude.
(I also am curious how the wax managed to hurt a vampire. Or were you cured of vampirism before you became Wiccan?
So how many reformed Satanists (Reformed Atheists, Exorcists/demon/witch hunters, revived dead people who briefly visited Heaven/Hell, people who were taken by Jesus/Angels to make repeated visits to Heaven/Hell) are there making the circuit of Fundie churchs now?
We know theres money in it, from the crap sold on evangelist TV to Hovinds church tours people have been milking the flocks pretty well with shit stories like Williams up there.
Gullible, straw clutching, dogmatic fools.
@WWWWolf: Schnoebelen didn't even come close to inventing this schtick. He just jumped on a very profitable bandwagon that was passing by. Swallowing The Camel is a really good resource of information about this phenomenon and the various people who have claimed to be ex-Satanists or ex-Illiminati.
Pretty much all of their claims follow the same general formula - they're sucked into it without fully realizing what's going on or what they're getting into, they become or are groomed to become leaders (often of ridiculously large groups), they eventually realize they're actually and literally worshiping Satan, and they only leave the group because Jesus eventually comes along to show them that he's the toughest kid on the block.
Never in all my time as a Wiccan and later as a Traditional Witch have I ever seen anything evil.
Funny how all the christpunchers who believe in the evil spirits are always the ones to see them.
BTW, I call shenanigans on the 'ball of wax or fire' story (and pretty much everything else in this quote), just because all the other Pagans I've met are literate and know that 'man-ifested' isn't an actual word. You meant 'manifested', no? As for your brand, I suspect if you turn it another way, one of your fellow fanatics will claim to see Jesus or the Virgin Mary in it. Either way, at least that part gave me a good laugh.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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