If I didn't have any relatives or any close friends to leave my house to, I'd make sure it went to some decent white family that was down on their luck and really needed the help. It certainly would never go to some whining, useless, gibsmedat nigger. However, I might leave them the kitchen trash can full of garbage as a symbolic gesture to represent how worthless to the world they are and how much meaning their existence has. Can you imagine how they'd chimp out when told they were in someone's will and the gibsmedat niggers showed up at the reading of the will hyper excited only to be handed a trash can full of garbage?

All those niggerific dreams of buying gold teef, new weaves, getting their claws did and maybe buying a niggermobile wiff huge rims flushed right down the toilet. The chimpout would be epic! Of course, knowing niggers, they'd try to sue and claim that they were owed money that they'd loaned to the person or some other outrageous nigger lie such as "he promised me dat house!" On second thought, spare everyone the trouble the niggers would try to cause and just ignore the hell out of their quest for gibsmedats.