Also by drinking, open doors for demons to come in and slowly take control.
This is exactly how these demons work, and thats also why most people can't stop smoking.
So the best thing is just to stay away from these things and walk the clean road with God!
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@inmate22841:
So if I smuggle the host out of a Catholic mass and crumble a bit into my roll-ups I should never get addicted then, right?
Does it ward off cancer too?
"Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?"
I've heard of the "spirit of fundieism" where you repeatedly hit yourself in the head with a frying pan whenever you have an intelligient thought. Soon you stop having them.
"Also by drinking, open doors for demons to come in and slowly take control.
Just because the bottle says "Fine Spirits" on it doesn't actually mean there's demons in the bottle.
"This is exactly how these demons work, and thats also why most people can't stop smoking."
Yes. Much better explanation that a chemical addiction, right?
Get out of the Bronze Age and enjoy the 21st century.
"So the best thing is just to stay away from these things and walk the clean road with God!"
Yeah, yeah.
First it's a disease, now it's demonic possession.
God isn't responsible for your fuck ups, learn some self control!
Also by drinking, open doors for demons to come in and slowly take control.
Meanwhile, those of us who aren't alcoholics (or completely paranoid) will continute to enjoy a wee nip from time to time.
Or when they do give up an addiction they pick up another one. All the fundies I know have done this. It was nicotine, alcohol or drugs before, now it's Jesus, crap! There's no convert like a new convert. I quit drinking 3 years ago, and now I can't seem to get up of this computer - I waste more time here . . . haha
Ever hear of "There's a Devil in the Bottle", by Hank Williams, Jr. ?
I'll be damned if I'll blame my problems on demons and such.
The Bible doesn't say "thou shalt not drink alcohol." It says you should not drink with drunkards and do not drink unto excess.
Plus, Jesus made REAL wine according to your book.
Ever hear of the "Spirit of St. Louis"?
It made the first solo flight across the Atlantic and helped usher in international air travel.
Obviously, it was the work of demons.
it's called nicotine fucktard, that's why people can't stop smoking, it's a chemical.
It must be freeing to allow yourself to wallow in pre-scientific superstitious dreck while the real world provides you with golden-age technology, medicine, sanitation, and food production.
Much better than the people who created these beliefs thousands of years ago as way to explain a cruel, hard, short and mostly pointless-seeming existence.
Moral: grow up.
I'm not addicted to anything, but Epelep is obviously a religious addict - in other words, a fanatic. Go fuck yourself, asshole.
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