The only men you should ever be alone with are: your father and your husband. NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE should you be alone with a man. Second, you should never allow a man to touch you. If it is making you feel uncomfortable, that is an even stronger warning sign.
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The only men you should ever be alone with are: your father and your husband. that's illegal, Bro.
If it is making you feel uncomfortable, that is an even stronger warning sign. really good, then your number is up!
So, brothers out, cousins out, even my doctor out?, my grandfather?, my uncle?, teachers?..........do you think we can´t control our urges?
Second, you should never allow a man to touch you. sense .
"you should never allow a man to touch you." waiting for the chance to rape.
The only men you should ever be alone with are: your father and your husband. is a good thing to warn young girls about being touched by men when they don't want to be, I don't think that just a simple hand-hold for comfort, for example, will send people to Hell.
Okay, I've said before that I can be in a dressing room with women and not be inflamed with lust.
Leave the country and start your own insane theocratic state. Just don't try to oppress your poor daughters here.
The only men you should ever be alone with are: your father and your husband. NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE should you be alone with a man. Second, you should never allow a man to touch you. If it is making you feel uncomfortable, that is an even stronger warning sign.
O.o Good advice from Bro. Randy??? I think we need to give him credit on this one.
I hate being touched. I have since I was a baby according to my Mom. I have had to learn to not flinch when people try and hug me, or get startled when someone taps me on the shoulder.
Well, it sounds like the particular situation this is in response to is a bad one where she shouldn't be alone with the guy, but Randy is going overboard. Not every man is out to rape or merely sexually harass women every chance they get.
More Bro. Randy garbage, but after reading the thread the situation was pretty creepy almost like probably what Bro. Randy would do if he ever met these teens. Still my statement stands, Randys an idiot.
The only men you should ever be alone with are: your father and your husband. NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE
Please note the NEVER and the ANY .
should you be alone with a man.
Note the a . So first there are two men who you can be alone with and then there were none. Can't keep his story straight for 2 consequtive sentences.
"Thou shalt not touch your wife, ever; instead, thou shalt fap aiming at her genitalia while her father is watching, for verily, your wife can't be alone with either one of you".
"The only men you should ever be alone with are: your father and your husband. NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE should you be alone with a man."
Ewww, creepy guitar teacher.
Wouldn't that kind of make going to the doctor unnecessarily difficult? Especially if you got hurt, and had to go to the emergency room? It would make holding a job hard, too, though I suppose people like Randy expect women to be good little drones and never leave the house. Most people aren't going to lose their minds and have sex just because they're alone together, I promise. Even people who are attracted to each other are capable of showing some self restraint. Now please stop inflicting your paranoid worldview on others.
Wait, Randy. Let me get this straight.
You say that a woman should only be alone with her father or husband, but she should not be alone with any man (husband and dad included)?
That makes no sense.
Well, that second part sounds surprisingly not batshit insane.
A question: What if the man making you feel uncomfortable just so happens to be your father or husband?
If men can't touch me, how do I make good little Christian babies for the Lord?
Uhh... so females aren't allowed to be alone with their brothers, grandfathers, doctors, uncles, brothers-in-law, male friends, clerks at the store? What kind of weird household does Bro. Creepy come from, where EVERYTHING and EVERYONE automatically = sex sex sex???
I can't figure it out. Fundie Christians claim to be so holy and pure... yet they can't be in the same room with another person without trying to sex 'em up. I don't get it!
As usual, it's the fundies who are the real sickos with the dirty minds.
I think Osama bin Laden or Saudi Arabia's Minister for the Prevention of Vice and the Preservation of Virtue is posting under Bro. Randy's name at Teens 4 Christ. Not that anyone at that online Taliban can tell the difference, which makes me wonder why fundies hate Muslims so much since they have so much in common. BTW, has anyone ever seen Osama and Bro. Randy in the same room?
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What about teenage boys?
My question is, how does this work in opposite gender non identical twins? They spent a whole nine months alone together in the womb, does that mean the girl is tainted from birth? (Since we know getting nookie only taints the value of the girl, never the boy)
I have two brothers and 99% of my cousins are male. I am alone with unrelated boys often, and that leads to nothing.
...when I'm alone with a man, tho, things tend to...get a bit rough. Perhaps he has a point.
The only men you should ever be alone with are: your father and your husband.
"Bro. Randy", are you explaining Sharia Law?
Oh wait...
Confused?
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