Here are my favorite rules...
MEN
You must wear a belt at all times.
Except for collegian sports, men must wear "dress sweats" for any athletic activity where women are present.
A swimming suit/shorts may not be worn while traveling to the beach, although there are no changing rooms at the men's required beach.
You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus.
WOMEN
Women must wear a skirt or dress at all times. Jean skirts are allowed at dating outings only. Long shorts (i.e., "gauchos" or "culottes") which reach the knee are permitted for athletic activity.
You may not wear pants in your dorm, although sweats ARE permitted after prayer group.
No two-piece swimming suits (although, this is a bit irrelevant since a male should never see you swimming).
On weekdays, there are "quiet hours," during which you may not talk in the hall, close doors loudly, or sing in the shower.
After bed-time ("lights out:" 11:00 every day, including weekends) you may receive demerits for talking, taking your contacts out, having your feet on the floor (or possibly suspended a few inches from the floor), being in the bathroom, or basically doing anything but lying in bed.
You may not have: television, personal stereo (walkman), microwave, fans, skillets, hot plate, coffee pot, electric blanket, extra furniture, or a living pet (also presumably includes a "dead" pet - not clear whether this includes pet rocks or plants) of any kind.
You may not put up a picture of unmarried people in physical contact unless they are "little kids." (these are sold in the bookstore).
Males and Females are to use separate public beaches and may not go to the popular Pensacola Beach or to the nearby Boardwalk.
Women are not allowed to hold off campus jobs. (All school jobs during the year pay minimum wage or below)
Each gender must use segregated stairways, elevators and in some cases, sidewalks.
Who in their right mind would go here?
