David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

The Independent Baptist Church that I briefly attended for one year, allows female staff members to wear pants. I saw one of their pastor's wives recently in hot shorts. I'm still trying to forget. A few months back I saw her in sexy white tights, and I'm still trying to get her thighs out of my mind!!! It's her fault, not mine! I'm a man, and I'm trying to think right, but she isn't helping. It sure is hard being a Christian man these days, where everywhere you go women are clothed like a harlot. I'd expect that type of immoral values from the ungodly world. You'd think if there was one place in the world where you could feel safe from sexual temptation, it would be around Independent Baptist Church staff members. You can thank worldly Bible colleges like Bob Jones University and Moody Bible Institute for their parts in adding to the problem, who permit female students and staff members to wear PANTS. Folks, any child knows that pants are a man's clothing!

You may think I'm a jerk, but I'm God's kind of jerk! John the Baptist preached against Herod's adultery and it cost John his life! I'm willing to die for my Biblical convictions, are you? Herod's brother's adulterous wife was so angry at the truth, that she had John beheaded! Immodest clothing produces lustful desires in the opposite sex (and nowadays both sexes)!!! You can't expect healthy men to stop being males! I'll preach against women wearing pants, and men wearing dresses, until I go to Heaven!!! And I'll also preach against single women touching married men. If a woman thinks it is ok to touch married men before she is married, don't expect her to remain faithful to her marriage vows if you marry her. What you see is what you get!!!

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