Jeremy #fundie

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(A fundie's opinion on stereotypes)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
True

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
True, to a relative degree

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
No, but you are short

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
True, to a relative degree

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
Probably

I'm OVERWEIheGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
True

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
True, even if unintentional

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
True

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
Probably

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
True

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
True

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old comment by The Watcher

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
True

Do you know anyone who self-identifies as Emo?

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. True, to a relative degree

Amadou Diallo was black. Was he carrying a gun when he was shot 41 times on his doorstep? You're a ray of fucking racist sunshine.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. No, but you are short

Oh really??

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. True, to a relative degree

Yeah? Except for all those gay people who don't.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Probably

What's that make you, asshole?

I'm OVERWEIheGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. True

I can't spell "overweight" so I must be a stupid jackass. TRUE!

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. True, even if unintentional

That's a requirement? It all becomes clear now...

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. True

That's not true at all, and I'll thank you to stop speaking for me. Especially when you don't know what you're talking about.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. Probably

Yeah, the 300 billion dollars and 3000 dead from the Iraq quagmire was an amazingly responsbile move.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. True

Do you know any Jamaicans?

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. True"

Yeah, Clinton was a total fag.

old comment by Sandman

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
True

Elvira would disagree. So would Emo Phillips, for that matter.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. True, to a relative degree

Martin Luther King would disagree. So would the vast majority of parents, for that matter.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. No, but you are short

Yao Ming would disagree.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. True, to a relative degree

The vast majority of homosexuals without AIDS would disagree. So would the majority of people who have AIDS, since the majority of them turn out to be straight.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Probably

Like you are doing now?

I'm OVERWEIheGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. True

People with hypothyroidism would disagree.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. True, even if unintentional

The majority of religious people are respectful of social boundaries would disagree. Like me, for one. Guess what religion I am from this reply. Hint.you can’t.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. True

Nope. A lot of atheists are staunch environmentalist, generous and charitable. Just like a lot of religious people. The only difference is that the atheist doesn’t feel they are being forced or directed to do so by a spiritual entity or organization.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. Probably

The vast majority of Democrats would disagree. And to quote from the Bible, ” And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?” <AHEM Republicans AHEM>

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. True

The Rev. Owen Gordon would disagree. Never been to Jamaica, have you?

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

Bill Clinton would disagree. Very, very, very hard. Over and over and over and over.

old comment by Kat

What a friggin twat. Here, let me dispell these myths:
1. I am a recovering cutter and I've never been "EMO". I don't wear skinny jeans and listen to My Chemical Romance alone in my room. 2. My sister's boyfriend carries a gun and he's the biggest Jew cracker I've ever met. I have also dated black men who hate guns. Go fuckin' figure. 3. I was married to a Korean and not only was he 6' tall, but he was dumb as shit. Hence why we're no longer married. 4. I've never known a single gay person (and I've known ALOT of gay people in my lifetime) who had AIDS. 5. I speak my mind and I can be a bitch, so there may be some truth in that stereotype. 6. Being overweight isn't always about a lack of self-control. Some people have actual medical conditions that inhibit weight loss. 7. Not all "religious" people shove their beliefs down other people's throats. Just most fundamental Protestants. 8. I'm an Atheist and I don't hate the world. I hate alot of what humans do to our world. 9. I'm a Democrat and I believe highly in personal responsibility. 10. I smoke weed, and I'm not Jamaican. 11. I'm liberal and I'm not gay. Well, I'm bi so I don't count. Okay, another example...oh, my husband is a liberal and he's not gay. Jeremy is officially a moron.

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