“Quite the contrary. When you joined, you did, in a very limited way, submit yourself to my authority within the scope this forum.”
On the forum, yes.
As a physical being on the material plane, though, not so much.
“In addition, I have been called by God and commissioned by my church to preach the Gospel.”
As an atheist, I really don’t give much of a fuck about the instructions you’ve received from your invisible friend. And every submarine i was stationed on, someone decided their patrol project was to salvation me. Give it your best…
“God tends to frown on those who disparage His anointed.”
No. But those that think they’re so anointed are REALLY puffed up about their impotent authority and their invisible sponsor.
“Psa 105:14-15 He suffered no man to do them wrong:”
All i can think of, here, is how many televangelists have been arrested when caught with a prostitute. God blinked?
"Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm.”
Not much of a warning if i can see the small man behind the curtain.
Fuck you, fuck your sock-puppet god, fuck your authority, double-fuck your holier-than-thou schtick.
