If Genesis is true, we are descendants of an incestuous relationship. However, if evolution is true, we are descendants of a bestial relationship - the first man/woman to evolve had to mate with a sub-human (i.e. beast) partner of the opposite sex.
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"However, if evolution is true, we are descendants of a bestial relationship - the first man/woman to evolve had to mate with a sub-human (i.e. beast) partner of the opposite sex."
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To illustrate your folly, consider that language has changed over time.
@John_in_Oz
tower of babel
Actually Fundies have seperated into their very own evolutionary line.
They appear to be using less and less of their brain and losing the ability to understand simple concepts. The population benifits of this are not clear but evolution does work in mysterious ways sometimes!
If Genesis is true
It isn't.
we are descendants of an incestuous relationship.
Good thing Genesis isn't true, isn't it?
However, if evolution is true,
And it probably is to a large extend.
we are descendants of a bestial relationship - the first man/woman to evolve had to mate with a sub-human (i.e. beast) partner of the opposite sex.
And here we have the massive fail of a fundie comparable to Ray comphort in his misunderstanding of evolution.
At some point in the distant past (think millions of years) there was a population (of males and females) in Africa that was happily busy procreating amongst themselves. They gradually (as in very, very slowly) evolved over many generations into humans.
OMG! Either "voicecrying" is actually Carico, or other fundies are just as ignorant as Carico, or worse yet Carico has infected at least one other person with her insanity. Either way, it's a most unpleasant prospect.
"If Genesis is true, we are descendants of an incestuous relationship. However, if evolution is true, we are descendants of a bestial relationship - the first man/woman to evolve had to mate with a sub-human (i.e. beast) partner of the opposite sex."
Well - we're here. So... whatever is true worked . Hence I can't see voicecrying's point.
@920927
That's a really good question about how they shower without drowning. I was going to say that maybe they just look down instead of up, but that implies that they'd be looking at their genitalia, so that wouldn't work..........
To be fair, it seems like our ancestors were eventually forced into a frighteningly small population. It is something of a small miracle that humanity survived.
Bad news: The end result is relatively little variation. We're about the only animals for whom incest is consistently disastrous. In this way, we're like purebred dogs.
Whoops.
I have asked this question before, I will ask it again:
What in the goddamn hell is with these fundies and bestiality? It's not normal to fixate on the subject the way that they do!
Wait a minute, voicecrying. I'm not convinced that your analysis of the situation is entirely accurate. You might be mistaken about some aspect of it, possibly. It would be wise to recheck your sources and rethink your arguments, in the best interest of accuracy.
No...because the first creature to gain a specific mutation can still breed with others of that same species, and is still the same species. Groups evolve, not people, so there would be no definable time in which you could say that a clear-cut human was successfully mating with something that was a clear-cut "beast".
Ah, the wonders a simple biology class would do to these people... Only if they could be reasoned with. Shame that these people can make ignorant decisions that affect us all.
Simply put it would be your so called sub-humans that evolved, no humans were around yet. Populations (a huge ass amount of them der beasts) evolve not individuals.
But this is too difficult to understand for a fundie. :(
I don't want to hear your voice crying you can't get any bestiality porn, voicecrying.
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