If you guys want a laugh, this was the first thing I heard this morning.

Me calling to Allyson from the other room "Come here you little booger"

Allyson runs in my room with the most disturbed face and blurts out at me "Mommy don't call me a nigger I took a bath last night"

Trying not laugh I told her I called her a booger and would never call her a nigger, but then i asked her what taking a bath had anything do with it, and she said because mommy you always say "dirty niggers".

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of bed!