Tim Russert split hell wide open on this day! Russert had influence over what qualified as news and how that news was presented, but he misused his God-given power, choosing to lie about God and promote and enable all manner of sin! But God visted him on this day, saying "Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee." Luke 12:20 Amen!
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Why must Westboro Church of Hate hate everyone and everything?
It is utterly impossible to wrap my mind around. If they were in the Middle East, they'd be suicide bombers, i bet. It's insane.
...but he misused his God-given power...
God didn't give Tim Russert anything. The multinational corporate giant that owns Meet the Press gave him his position on the show. After that Russert worked like a madman to become one of the top political analysts in the country.
I normally don't like to wish evil on people but it is my sincere hope that, when you die, you die screaming.
You guys should spend less time on those protest placards and more time recruiting new NON-FAMILY converts into the flock. There's something really creepy about how your congregation is composed entirely of family members. How long before you guys start f***ing each other?
How is broadcasting news a "God-given power"?
How did Tim Russert "lie about God" and "enable all manner of sin"?
Why do I expect evidence from a church, much less one that is reviled among the comparatively less deranged Christian community?
WBC are a cult that is only interested in self-promotion.
There can be no other logical explanation for their behaviour and jumping on the bandwagon of every issue under the sun.
They are the most ungodly so-called Christians I can think of. If there is a hell, they will certainly end up there for their hateful speech and the misery they have caused grieving families.
The adults should be jailed for child abuse for the way they indoctrinate their children to hate everyone and everything.
I'd be interested to see where all their funding comes from, as they seem to be able to jaunt around the US at the drop of a hat to picket funerals.
And even worse: most of Fred's offspring are lawyers! If that isn't hellworthy I don't know what is!
Sometimes with the WBC I can see where their hate is coming from, other times I have no idea what they're going on about. This is one of those times.
Is this how it's going to be. Every time a news anchor croaks the WBC is going to flock like vultures and denounce the person because he didn't abuse his position and shove the WBC agenda down the viewers throats.
Oh!
The haters - somehow I knew before looking.
Can't someone please introduce anthrax to the Phelpses. Yes I know it's cruel, but anthrax will get over it.
Unlike the Phelpses.
PS wher DO they get their money from? No self-respecting person should be having anything to do with them!
Fred Phelps...someone who abused and terrified his family into becoming his only little cult. It's true; I read a newspaper article about it. It should come up as one of the top finds on Google. His "backslidden" children are the ones who managed to get away from him after they decided they had had enough of his horific abuse disguised as BS "moral lessons."
I'd almost feel sorry for him if I could know just What. The. Hell? happened to him in his childhood that made him hate everyone, especially gay people, so much.
So, do you just send out leaflets when somebody well known dies?
Bunch of fucking vultures. I hope someone pickets your funeral, you hateful asshole.
Awww, lookie, it's the Whiny Baby Church again. What's the matter, Freddie, your mommy didn't breastfeed you long enough and now you're mentally stunted and starved for attention? Awww . Somebody get him his bippy, it's almost nappy time.
When Freddy here eventually dies, some people on FSTDT may feel tempted to urinate on his grave, to those people I can only point out that to do so is quite, quite wrong.
After all, public nudity is a crime people! Please remember to bring a privacy screen with you.
Also, please think of others and let the dancers go first.
Apparently, fundies have no concept of showing respect for the dead. Since he is not here to defend himself, you're having a freaking field day with your own arrogance and pride.
Only weak people attack those who cannot defend themselves.
"Tim Russert split hell wide open on this day!"
And from this mighty rent in Satan's own infernal dark chasm has crawled the most vile and execrable of his minions; Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Cretins.
There's nothing "darnedest" about any of the things Phelps or his litter spew. He is Satan's little tool, and try as I might I can't think of anything so horrible that if it happened to him, I would actually feel sorry.
@Dumbfounded,
Guinea worms!
Fred, thy money is required of thee to pay thy fine.... How many $ms left to clear the account?
@ LAchlan
You must have a very particular taste. I will pray for you! LOL
The first sentence is so hysterical and overblown that it almost makes me laugh. Freddie Phelps is a pathetic, ignorant, cretinous, undoubtably impotent old fool who ought to be medicated to the hilt in a nursing home somewhere. I wonder if he actually thinks those are all his children? How would he have fathered them?
@Little Miss
I have little doubt that they count on that. The way they act, so completely over the top, spiteful, obnoxious...they are BEGGING for someone to take a poke at them to sue that poor sap for everything he's worth.
All with the facade of religion.
Funny, that's exactly the eulogy I wrote for John Hagee's, Kent Hovind's, and Ken Ham's funerals. Who'da thunk it?
Allegory for Jesus wrote:
"How did Tim Russert "lie about God" and "enable all manner of sin"? "
Clearly, he failed to promote the Republican candidate sufficiently in every election.
You cocksuckers, if there was really a god you assholes would all drop dead or at the least get the shit kicked out of you by the families of all the people you constantly spew hate for. Please die.
This may have been said before, but how come they can take children from polygamists but they don't take the children that live with these crazy assholes? If anyone needs saving, it's them.
"Tim Russert split hell wide open on this day!"
Bad enough they're spewing the same old spiel, now they're recycling their rants from when Jerry Falwell died!
Yet, your so-called 'God' shied away from the funeral of a certain Aaron Swartz, eh?
'We are Anonymous. We do not forgive. We do not forget . Expect us. ' moot 1:9¾.
Project Chanology (against the Co$) was just a warmup. And if Anonymous could dent the image worldwide of a major cult, then what is possible by them - against you Fred Phelps, you inferior subhuman waste of DNA - is probably the reason why even your Supreme Court-beating arse is shaking at the thought of what an (dis)organisation is capable of, with you backing off legally in the Swartz funeral case.
Kinda scary, not knowing who your enemy is in this instance, eh? Thus not being able to rely upon the legal system of the very country you're supposed to hate eh, you 1st Amendment apron strings-clutching using the law as a moneymaking scam cowards .
Confused?
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