I find it almost comical how unbelievers will blame a God they don't believe in, but they will not let evolution take the blame for amputees not being able to heal.
Isn't this a case of evolution gone wrong? lol!!
I think I totally debunked this entire website. Because as I have stated before. God will in fact heal all amputees in Heaven.
Yippee!! Another unbeliever in the world.
Thanks for fulfilling prophecy for us.
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I don't blame your god for amputees not healing, I just think that amputees not healing is evidence that your belief in an all-loving god is completely bogus. You have no evidence that heaven exists therefore your statement about amputees being healed in heaven is meaningless.
Evolution is not intelligent and thus cannot be "blamed" for anything.
Oh, you get healed in Heaven . How convenient.
Further proof that fundies are pigs: they've got to be killed before they're cured.
-pb
*I* find it comical that anything good that happens in the world is God's doing, whereas anything bad is Satan/teh atheists/teh GHEYS.
And evolution DOES have an answer to why we don't regenerate. It's safer for our bodies to heal over, sealing the wound quickly, then to regenerate, requiring the wound to remain open. Explain to me why GOD doesn't just poof those limbs back in.
So the fact that amputees don't heal proves the omnieverything God and disproves evolution? Not-A, therefore, A.
As for this healing in heaven, I wish I got to point to "evidence" that was available only in the realm of the completely unverifiable.
Evolution used to heal amputees, but it is now punishing us for our lack of faith. Evolution also prophesized that people would disbelieve it, so you are proving us right.
No, this post isn't serious.
Just a question, haven't you thought that the amputees would like their limbs healed now, in the earth, not in an afterlife where their bodies will be.............God knows(no pun intended)?, haven't you thought that the title is a METAPHORE, meaning that an all-loving God wouldn't let amputees live like that, if he existed?. And the eternal question, even for a believer like me, can't you understand that evolution is a theory about what we are and how we came to this, not a religious system or whatever?. Sceptics grow not because the end of the times is coming, but because idiots like you have turned a religious system based in brotherhood, love and mutual help into a primordial soup of ignorance.
I don't blame fictional characters for tangable effects... or lack of tangable effects.
Evolution neither goes right nor wrong, it simply goes.
You have totally debunked any claim you might have had to being an intelligent, rational person.
Your post was probably written by some guy who lost a frontal lobe. He's rebelling towards the intelligent people.
Yippie! Another deluded idiot in the world.
Prophecy shmophecy.
Please STFU.
The reason why amputees don't grow back limbs is actually due to a separate adaptation. It would appear that portions of the immune systems in some animals, when disabled, allows for phenomenal regrowth potential. It is thus theorized that the same is true in humans: and we could develop a blocker to do so. However, during the treatments, one would be more susceptible to disease.
Now, that said, what's God's excuse?
How can you say you debunk something when you haven't said anything? An amputee is not 'evolution gone wrong' it is nothing more than circumstance. Evolution has no will or intelligence, therefore it cannot 'heal' or 'choose'. And, if god is so damn wonderful then why not heal amputees on earth? Is s/he just that lazy? Or just that cynical?
Also, obvious troll is obvious.
I don't blame your god for amputees not healing, I just think that amputees not healing is evidence that your belief in an all-loving god is completely bogus. You have no evidence that heaven exists therefore your statement about amputees being healed in heaven is meaningless.
My thoughts exactly.
Way to miss the point, doofus.
Uhh, clue up, the reason people don't regrow lost limbs is that we aren't amphibians or reptiles. I see you when you fell out of the stupid tree, you hit every ignorant branch on the way down.
End times of your rape-based death-worshipping religion, a symptom of which is increased numbers of skeptics and "non-believers" ?
Nooooooo. YA THINK? Its ALMOST as if "too many people realising your bullshit is bullshit" would be a THREAT to your religion.
That couldn't POSSIBLY make sense. It obviously must be the end of the world.
Well, I for one hope you're absolutely right. People freeing themselves from your little world of delusion is a good thing. Just, not according to your faith.
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Mind you, none of us blame your star-leprechaun... its the FOLLOWERS, you know, the ones carrying death and destruction and a whole lot of prosetylising, that we have a problem with.
" I have stated before. God will in fact heal all amputees in Heaven."
What about people born without a limb (they are not amputees) or in your case without a brain, will god give you fundies brains and those born with missing bits, those bits? Or is this healing for those who lost their bits latter in life. If ya bits are a shriveled up or not functioning, do you still get a new one ? And whats the purpose of limbs in heaven anyway. So many questions and for you with so little brain.
I find it almost comical how unbelievers will blame a God they don't believe in, but they will not let gravity take the blame for planes crashing.
Isn't this a case of gravity gone wrong? lol!!
I think I totally debunked the entire Internet. Because as I haven't stated before. God controls falling things and keeps airplanes in the air, but sin weights them down. This is why there won't be any crashing planes in Heaven.
Yippee!! Another unbeliever in the world.
Thanks for fulfilling prophecy for us.
I married an amputee.
May your death be slow, lingering and excruciatingly painful.
This has absolutely fuckall to do with evolution, so, no. It is not a case of evolution going wrong. A toaster isn't faulty because you can't watch TV on it.
On the other hand, it should be drop dead easy for your god to cure amputees, or even to prevent them from becoming amputees in the first place. And if he's so perfect, why are some people born with missing limbs? Please don't give me some crap about "sin." Either you god is a cunt, or his work is sloppy, or he doesn't exist. I'll take Door No.3.
The rise in the number of skeptics and atheists has nothing to do with the last days, either. It's just a sign that more and more people are starting to question and turn away from superstitious bullshit. In a sense these may be the "last days" for religious faith, because it is inevitably falling victim to sheer common sense, but certainly not for mankind as a whole.
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