Any REASONABLE and RATIONAL human being will agree that I am
May I suggest an experiment to PROVE this inarguable TRUTH beyond a
Nevertheless, I AM JESUS OF NAZARETH REINCARNATED. There is NO ONE ALIVE TODAY who can successfully refute this INARGUABLE TRUTH because it IS INARGUABLE TRUTH.
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...don't Christians teach that people cannot reincarnate? In that case, isn't "Jesus of Nazaraeth reincarnated" an oxymoron?
'Everybody Crucifies Raymond'
"...SATANIC IGNORAMUSES, SPIRITUAL PIPSQUEAKS, VAMPIRIC YAHOOS, DITHERED DEMONIC DUNCES, and COWARDLY CONDITIONED CLAPTRAPPERS."
Any REASONABLE and RATIONAL human being will agree that I am
Good work finding one of the great legendary net-kooks and religious nutjobs currently active on the internet. He hasn't posted to USENET (particularly alt.fan.art-bell, where he is the resident net-kook) for three weeks and those of us who follow his ravings have been wondering where he's been hiding in that time. Now we know.
David D.G.: Yes, he has made a career out of his looniness. He even has two books out. Here is the link to the Amazon.com page .
A man began running around his neighborhood repeatedly screaming, "I am John the Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!" He continued his raving until finally the police were called and the deluded fellow was taken to a psychiatric hospital.
Ok, Jeebus. Go work your magic on the world, hmm? Y'know, instead of being a fucktard and just trying to convince people, why don't you do something useful? GEEEEEEEEEEZ.
True, no one can argue against you, but althesame no one can argue FOR you. Not to mention, you'd think Jesus wouldn't go on insane rants like this.
Any REASONABLE and RATIONAL human being will agree that I am
And you are the king.
State of Oregon,
I don't know if it's a general characteristic of the barking mad, but I have noticed that barking mad people do seem to have more of a tendency to overspecify and overformalize the description of their location. He's good at coming up with the insults, though, at least when he doesn't alliterate.
Because I say so is not a credible argument. And I can think of only one surefire test to see if you're Jesus reincarnated (Which, for the record, is a very UNchristian ideal,) and, somehow, I don't think you'll agree to it.
Nevertheless, I have the nails, in case you wanna take me up on it.
And he offers his 4 Step Proof!
A step off reality's plane, a step in deep doo-doo, and a two-step around the truth!
For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many Matthew 24:5
Luke 21:8
http://reallylose.ytmnd.com
Nevertheless, I AM WALT DISNEY UNFROZEN. There is NO ONE ALIVE TODAY who can successfully refute this INARGUABLE TRUTH because it IS INARGUABLE TRUTH.
In the good old days one would have to go all the way to the city centre bus depot to hear stuff like this.
Ah! progress.
But what about the NATTERING NABOBS of NEGATIVISM1!!!11!!!2!!!!???
I must agree with juicifur; here in Southern California, alone, there are hundreds of thousands of exbiblical references to Jesus. He's everywhere, as a child in the schools, mowing lawns, doing His good works in the missions, selling fruit by freeway offramps, driving Chevy pickups and Monte Carlos, and, like He did years and years ago, hangs with the poor and undesirable element (in the form of gang members) no doubt in His work to guide them. After all, the prisons are full of Him. He spreads Himself so thin, what a guy! He's so real it's unreal, so believable it's incredible.
Any reasonable and rational human being will agree that you seem delusional.
I bet there are at least 7 other guys who also say they are JESUS OF NAZARETH REINCARNATED and that it's the INARGUABLE TRUTH. Join the club, Ray-ray.
"Nevertheless, I AM JESUS OF NAZARETH REINCARNATED. There is NO ONE ALIVE TODAY who can successfully refute this INARGUABLE TRUTH because it IS INARGUABLE TRUTH."
Well, we have at least twelve other people who claim to be Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated. We don't really need a thirteenth.
"NO! I, Ray, am Jesus, shall rule the Earth! Begone, you pitiful half-men!
"Hose `em!"
*cue wave of pink goo*
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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