ArgoFett #fundie forums.saber-scorpion.com

If you're trying to say that the 7-Day creation happened over millions of years then that is the 2nd stupidest thing ive ever heard (I would be only to happy to hear your lack-of-evidence based reply). Plants were made two days before the Sun. Pretty hard on the plants if they had to wait 2 million+ years. Now for the stupidest thing ive ever heard: Someone trying to squeeze the pathetic idiot satanic totally dumb evolution theory into theistic religion. Your god took millions of years and he had to have loads of practice whereas mine did it right first time, he didnt need to mess about with evolution. Some people say, what about certain animals that NEED plants and Plants that need the animal as well for example the anemone and the clownfish. Anemone would get no food if it wasnt for the clownfish so how could there have been thousands, maybe millions of years worth of starving anemones. I say God made it like that just to make the evolution theory look stupid.

Now for Evolution's Wall of Shame
Who invented it? Not Darwin. Satan did. Garden of Eden. "Shall ye not eat of every apple in the garden. Ye shall be as Gods!" First thing he ever says, he calls god a liar, and says that they will become Gods, just like the evolution theory teaches that we are getting bigger, better, smarter and eventually we will be like gods.
Where is the brains behind evolution? Because a human and a monkey look similar. A cigarette and a banana look similar, that doesnt mean a cigarette is slowly evolving into a banana, and we have 42 chromosomes, apes have less, but tobacco plants have 43, so that means humans are slowly evolving into tobacco plants. Fossils Do Not prove evolution. If you find bones in the ground, all you know is... it died. You dont know if it had any children let alone different children.
Piltdown man was a FRAUD but it survived for 50 years. Nebrasca man, they built a monkey man and his wife out of one PIG'S TOOTH.

Evolution is a religion, one which must be terrifying to believe that when you die you are simply recycled into plant nutrients. Do not attempt to squeeze evolution into Christianity to make it look better. It's fine the way it is. The bible has never been prooven wrong. There is more SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE to back-up the bible's account of our worlds history than the crap which we are taught in school.

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