I am often running late for work in the mornings, and as such, have precious little time to worry about breakfast. As a result, I find myself eating 'on the go' in my car en route to the office.

This morning, my fruit of choice was a banana. I proceeded to eat my banana, but, not wanting to leave the empty banana skin in the automobile, I made a decision to dispose of it out of the passenger window - knowing that banana skins are fully biodegradable and that this as such (in my mind) doesn't count as littering (maybe a new discussion point?).

I'd have thrown it out of the drivers window, but didn't want to risk hitting a passing car.

So, I wound down the passenger window and threw the banana skin right out there. I used considerable force, in order to clear the interior of the car. It was just then, that I realised I was driving past a bus stop. And guess what was stood at the bus stop waiting (and thinking about white wimminz)?

Thats right, my fellow NMs. A NIGGER.

Although the banana skin did not hit the coon, it landed right at it's feet, and I took great delight in watching the ensuing chimpout from my rear view mirror as I cruised past.

I couldn't decide whether the nigger was uppity because I'd thrown a banana skin 'at' it, or whether it was simply the fact that the banana skin was EMPTY and the shitskin was expecting the fruit to still be inside (kind of like a form of early morning gibsmedat).

Either way, this still amuses me even now - especially as it was a completely unintentional coontact.