It's too bad that Darwin didn't know that Adam lived for some 10 Billion years BEFORE the first life appeared on Planet Earth. Maybe all this iditoic speculation that Humans evolved from Apes, could have been avoided.
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"Adam lived for some 10 Billion years BEFORE the first life appeared on Planet Earth"
Bible fanon is fun, isn't it Ben?
Then where did he live for those 10 billion years, when the Bible states there was nothing until God said, "Let there be light?" God must have wiped his memory when He put Adam in the Garden of Eden; otherwise, Adam would have learned during those 10 billion years not to violate God's rules.
@Uilleam
I know, that's why I said "more than usual". Because this time they're not just cherry picking obscure crap, this time they're blatantly ignoring one of their biggest statements from their holy book (earth is 6,000 years old) in an attempt to disprove their opponents. They're really grasping at straws now.
Makes it obvious these idiots know even less about their own religion than we do. Even, no especially the parts that they use to support their own agendas.
@WhiteNoise
"The more I read those weird Adam stuff, the more I think some fundies confuse Evangelion's Adam with the Bible's Adam."
The bible would have been a lot cooler with giant mecha.
"Adam lived for some 10 Billion years BEFORE the first life appeared on Planet Earth"
...which is strange, considering that Earth is just 4.5 billion years old.
A few billion years after proto-Earth, something emerged from the primordial ooze. It still exists to this day.
It currently resides on Donald Fart's head.
@tfaddict
Those 'giants' in the bible? Zentraedi.
But don't let the fundies know that. Just like those in Windermere Kingdom, they'd claim that Protoculture was theirs . [/"Macross Delta"]
They've already stolen Eostre, Winter Solstice etc.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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