How can you even contemplate apologising to someone who NEVER propounded the theory of how life is CREATED!!! Yes, scientists can talk about how life evolves, but no-one - and I mean absolutely NO-ONE - can tell us how life is CREATED except GOD. Scientists have just embarked on an experiment that tries to recreate the environment that existed just after the world came into existence. Do you really think that a mere human can replicate GOD'S thoughts and actions ???
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"but no-one - and I mean absolutely NO-ONE - can tell us how life is CREATED except GOD"
And biologists. And the Wikipedia.
And Neon Genesis Evangelion.
"Do you really think that a mere human can replicate GOD'S thoughts and actions ???"
Not really, because he's a nonexistent douche. You would have to be all kinds of insane and stupid to act anything like God. Lonewolf joke goes here.
"Scientists have just embarked on an experiment that tries to recreate the environment that existed just after the world came into existence"
Ummm- source your reference. What experiment? What scientists? This moron speaks as though such experiments haven't been going on since the 1950s.
God made humans in his own image. Isn't it nice that they returned the favor.
-Mark Twain (I think)
Anywho, unless god directly wrote the bible, humans did replicate god's thoughts... no?
Darwin set out to explain observations not beginnings. Please reference the rest of your bullshit so that we can have a much more rounded laugh at your expense.
no-one - and I mean absolutely NO-ONE - can tell us how life is CREATED except GOD.
God keeps silent about this matter. Neverheard him say anything about this matter. And as the Pentateuch is justa collection of books by various human authors (and not the word of god) and the scientists have much more convincing arguments with their models in cosmology and evolution, models which are supported by evidence, I am convinced about the correctness of these scientific models.
After all, god keeping silent about these matters also can be interpreted as: He doesn´t disagree with the scientific models ;)
Do you really think that a mere human can replicate GOD'S thoughts and actions ?
Does it matter? Even if scientists manage to create life from non-living matter you'll just scream that it's proof that life had to be designed.
Seriously, you people are gonna scream "GODDIDIT!" regardless of what science discovers. We can't create life from non-living matter; proof that god had to be there. We create life from non-living matter; proof that life had to be designed and god had to do it.
It's a fucking Theocratic Catch-22 with you people.
"Scientists have just embarked on an experiment that tries to recreate the environment that existed just after the world came into existence"
Ummm- source your reference. What experiment? What scientists? This moron speaks as though such experiments haven't been going on since the 1950s.
She's thinking of the LHC, and confusing "world" as in "terra" with "world" as in "universe".
Do you really think that a mere human can replicate GOD'S thoughts and actions ???
Well, let's see here...Humanity can cure forms of deafness and blindness. We can transplant organs to extend life. We can genetically manipulate lifeforms to serve our needs--i.e. the algae we use to produce nearly limitless amounts of insulin. Our probes are all over the solar system. We've developed telescopes that allow us to look into the very heart of the universe.
Looks like we're on track to being able to reproduce all of Jehovah's miracles. Give us time and we'll be raising the dead.
Replicate God's actions? He was a carpenter in your mythology wasn't he? So yeah, chairsd, tables, lots of things he did I really think can be replicated. What's your problem? Somehow I don't think he ran a Hadron Collider though.
Scientists have just embarked on an experiment that tries to recreate the environment that existed just after the world came into existence.
Are you talking about the Large Hadron Collider? If so, do you have any conception of where the formation of the Earth actually occurred in the galactic time scale (oh, wait, it was 6k years ago, I forgot).
Do you really think that a mere human can replicate GOD'S thoughts and actions ???
Well... Let's see..
Stalin - Tried hard to replicate the massive amounts of killings done by your god, but failed to come close.
Hitler - Worked hard too with a more focused approach, almost managed to replicate gods genocide, but alas, Israel is evidence he didn't.
In general, there has been tons of humans trying to replicate the massive amount killings committed by the christian god, but they have all failed. To me this god looks more like a devil than a god...
If you didn't work off the blind assumption that God exists, you might actually learn something.
If the experiment you're referring to is the LHC, you're also mistaken. Nobody with even a glimmer of understanding about it thinks it'll create life.
Maybe if you weren't so hostile towards science, people would have an easier time actually working out how life was created, without the need to jump to such conclusions. "God did it" is no better than "something happened."
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