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Abe Lincoln was born in a dirt floor cabin with no plumbing -- and with no fancy, decorated nursery in which to sleep. Moses was set adrift on the Nile River by his mother. Christ was born to a teen-aged unwed mother in a stable with farm animals. If Planned Parenthood was around to counsel their mothers, these three guys would have been aborted.

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