Phillip Marlowe #fundie incogman.net

Zionist Jew-controlled ABC News and blond Shiksa, Diane Sawyer, made an obscenely huge media blitz last week over an interview with one time olympic hero and reality TV show star Bruce Jenner. They made it out like he was such a nice, lovable guy who just simply wanted to "live as a woman." I watched most of the interview and let me tell you: The guy is a FREAK!

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And it's not only "the bathroom issue" in high schools, either. I don't want to be wildly French kissing some babe I thought was hot, and then find out said babe has a big old nasty unit, once I get south of the Mason Dixon line with my "ministrations." Now that would really gross me the hell out! Go ahead, call me a big hater boy for being this way over things.

Now your stinking freelance social engineers and libtards would say "oh, you're just a latent homo, INCOG man, for even thinking that could happen." Total BS. It thrills homos to no end to fake out us straights, or whom they call "breeders." Faking one of us out, gives them proof positive of looking oh-so-hot.

And no, I've never had that happen to me before.

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I remember one time walking in a city, when I turned a corner and found myself face-to-face with these two absolutely trippy-looking Negro cross-dressing homosexual prostitutes. [...] I might have talked a little with them. Sure, they were certainly scoping me out as a potential customer, but I assure you I wanted nothing to do with them, other than making my usual zoological observations to later fuel my hate-filled ravings here at INCOG MAN.

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Another time, I was drunk as a skunk, pulling up to my city apartment [...] There was a tranny street walker taking a shortcut down this alleyway behind my building. It was a White guy (or Jew) dressed to the nines in a tight-fitting sequined dress and an honest-to-god purple beehive hairdo.

I rolled down my window to do a little jive-talking (I enjoy getting subtly confrontational with wackos for my own personal amusement). When "IT" leaned down, I could see a big as hell adam's apple in the glow of the street lights and also noticed black beard stubble starting to poke out through the heavy makeup base. Sexy. [...] I really was just a clean-cut young Whitey boy [...] way, way out of his league in the world of sin.

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