"Science can't prove how the Universe was created. Christianity can."
The Honourable Judge John E. Jones III - a Christian Conservative like you, Cornhole - would like a word with you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District#Decision
Are you going to say to his face that he's wrong?
"It is much more believeable (at least to me) that there was a creator of the world rather than the world just appearing."
Even Judge Jones would say to you 'Yeah. You keep thinking that.'
"And no, its not a pitiful strawman, its an argument that you would like to push aside since you do not know the answer."
Yet, the Bible is so detailed, so precise in it's descriptions of how your so-called 'God' poofed this universe into being (yet, he couldn't do exactly the same with Adam & Eve? Yeah, that's 'Omnipotence' for you. [/sarcasm]), that it makes Prof. Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time" seem like a 'Janet & John' reader.
Yeah. That's the fundie way. Prioritise the 'Why's instead of the 'How's indeed:
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I can walk into the cupboard where I keep my clothes, and emerge through the other side into another world where I'd meet a talking lion. Because a book - by a devout Christian, no less - says so. [/hyper-sarcasm]
Moral: The phrase 'Don't believe everything you read'. It exists for a reason, Cornhole.
