jimbeam #racist niggermania.net

I am a field trainer now for the ambulance company I work for. I and my trainee and nigger partner were dropping someone off at a nursing home when a visitor sitting in a chair went unresponsive. No pulse. Here is the "Oh Shit!!!!" moment. Fuck. Here is where the training comes in. The nurse called 911 and my trainee and I got him on the floor and started working him. "Go grab the jump bag out of the rig I said to the nigger." She just looked at me as if I were speaking Chinese. "Go grab the god damn jump bag and AED! GO! CMON!", I said to it. The trainee jumped up and went and got it. I told the nigger to go get the spine board. It shuffled out to the rig. Well fuck no apparent reason to make haste I guess you know. I mean shit we are only working a full arrest!! The paramedic unit arrives and we assisted them. By we I mean my trainee and I.

The nigger stood off in the shadows. We helped get him loaded onto their cot and into their rig and they took over. We went back in and got our equipment as the nigger stood outside by our rig. This is more of an upscale nursing facility. They have a coffee shop inside. They were thanking us and offered us free drinks and food for helping that man. The nurse told me I should be a nurse the way I handled that. "You knew just what to do." She said. She asked if the nigger was a trainee. I said, "no he is. She is about to be in deep shit." "OH MY!", She said. "And she is an EMT?!!" She said she would call our company and say what a great job we did and how that nigger behaved under pressure. She took our names and they all thanked us again. We went back to the rig. I ripped this nigger a new one. "What is wrong with you? Why didnt you help?", I asked.

She said, "yall ain my baws. N yall cane tawk to me lie dat. I dindu nuffin ron. The guy assity (asystole) n way. I saw da pair mehic car-ack mon-tour (cardiac monitor). He be daid n way!" I told her, "Yeah you did something wrong! You did not do a god damn thing! We have a duty to act!" We went back and forth arguing. Dumb nigger. So I called my supervisor and reported this nigger's behavior. Hopefully the nurse will too. Let's see what happens.

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