Of course, the most exciting thing to happen to us was seeing Laurel, our daughter, ask Jesus to save her! It has been fun to watch her as she talks to people. She asks people things like, “Do you love Jesus?” She also asks us things like, “they’re listening to bad music—they must not love Jesus!”
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How old is this poor kid? Unless she's at least an adolescent (which I doubt from the cutesy nature of the post), isn't it a little twisted that she should be asking anyone to save her? From what? Monsters under the bed? Isn't that what daddies are for, Randy?
"She asks people things like, 'Do you love Jesus?'"So, your proud that your daughter intrudes into parts of other people's lives that are none of her business?
"She also asks us things like, 'they’re listening to bad musicthey must not love Jesus!'"
Even dolts like you should have been able to detect that "they’re listening to bad musicthey must not love Jesus!" is not a question nor is it multiple questions.
The article it came from is even more hilarious. Apparently out of the 600 teens on the board, only 4 have accepted Christ. Then we get facts on porn, which I'm sure Randy compiled himself.
I feel sorry for your kid, I truly truly do.
The article it came from is even more hilarious. Apparently out of the 600 teens on the board, only 4 have accepted Christ. Then we get facts on porn, which I'm sure Randy compiled himself.
So he posted how many teens watch porn?
grr. Knowing teen psychology, a statement like that could be expected to encourage teens to view porn.
I wonder if Randy knows that?
I expect the next step will be showing examples of the eevil porn as a 'warning'.
Let's see. Take a bubbly, personable little girl and turn her into a babbling weirdo.
I feel really sorry for this poor kid. :(
Randy wrote:
I hate fundie home schoolers that give everybody that has been home schooled a bad name. I am home schooled (technically it's 'Distance Education') BUT all of the material / lessons are from the BC board of education and is exactly what is taught in schools.
Of course, the most exciting thing to happen to us was seeing Laurel, our daughter, ask Jesus to save her!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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