Sexual issues with demons are more common than you might think.
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Just to put this into context pinetree was respoinding to this:
At the time during filming them [ufo's], they were trying to possess me. I was constantly fighting them off. Harrassment by crows. Doors slamming. They appeared on my laptop screen on about 3 or 4 different occassions. We had an actual "ufo" follow us for close to 4 hours during a journey. I was also sexually assaulted by some unseen entity as well.
Yeah, I saw that hentai flick, too. You do know those 're animated, as in FANTASY, rite?
Really?
You would know this because?
You talk to people who tell you, "Yeah, me and my demon are having intimacy issues. Do you have any suggestions?"
He's right you know. There are tons of issues with sexual daemons .
Oh, he said sexual issues with DEMONS. My Bad.
(That's two different links BTW.)
@KDH: That was fucking awesome!
As for you, pinetree... Sexual issues are easily solved, but have you tried living with one? I mean, it's easy to make a demoness pregnant, try taking care of the baby afterwards. She's never home, always in Hell torturing sinners. And when she finally finds time for us, she always naggs how hard is to breastfeed the little devil, like it's my fault it got born with teeth. And don't let me even begin with diaper changing...
Seriously though, grow a brain. Devil in bed is just a figure of speach.
Yeah, 'cause all I want is for the demons to put out after I spent the money for a nice dinner, told them their hair looked nice, bought them flowers...
Yeah like, I have this friend who's in a relationship with a demon and, like, her three-pronged tentacle cock has damaged his self confidence. I told him to see a therapist but he's kinda shy.
Don't I know it. Why, just the other day I was helping a demon deal with his sexual issues. Another demon put an impotence curse on him, and he needed some advice on pleasing a partner if that part didn't work properly. Fortunately, since I'm not a repressed fundie, I could provide him a lot of advice.
Oh, and obligatory "citation needed."
Actually, this is true in a sense.
"Sexual issues with demons are more common than you might think."
Indeed. I sometimes fap to Hild (the 'Daimakaicho', or Leader of Hell, from "Ah! My Goddess"). And can you blame me, with those hooters of hers?!:
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And just like her in this anime, demons are a fantasy. As in they DON'T EXIST.
Since I think the number of instances is zero, I'll simply edit the sentence to read "Sexual issues with demons occur equal or greater than the number that you might think." and walk away in full agreement with the author.
See, sometimes we can find common ground.
So Pinetree is having sexual issues?
No Pinetree, you are the demons.
@#975229
Ok, I think that they are non-existent. So, if there is one single occurence in the history of mankind, then indeed it is more common than I think...
Yeah, I've been with a some of them demons, and you're right! They can never keep it up, they come too fast and then they just roll over and go to sleep before you're finished. I'll tell you, that's caused a few of them to wake up with no one to cook breakfast for them. Hmph.
Well, I will admit that I heartily fap to Rozalin, the One and Only Daughter of Overlord Zenon.
I don't like Etna, but Raspberyl's fine with me, too.
And Morrigan, man. Fukken MORRIGAN.
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