Science is devoted to attempting to steal G_ds power from him. In the arrogance of man, they think that they are his equals and science is their atheist tool to dethrone him. Scientists are the high priests of the devil and you appear to be his willing congregation, all of you. By trying to call G_d a lier by doubting his word and believing Darwin and Hawking over Peter and Paul you exalt mans wisdom over G_ds and Satan laughs. You stupid atheists turn the truth around like your master and pretend you are so wise and we are stupid because your public schools think so too. I am not going to go to university too learn the devils lies, A bible college will be my wisdom and I will no all that is right for a man to no.
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I would assume that knowing all that is right for a man to know does not include spelling and basic English grammar.
Honestly though. If god is omnipotent and omniscient, as held by many faiths, how could Science possibly steal his/her power? It makes no sense...
Why would Darwin and Hawking, both human, be less worthy of belief than Peter and Paul. Seems to me that we can read the writing of Darwin and Hawking, and have reasonable expectation that the words and ideas were theirs. Read Peter and Paul, and you have ideas that have been translated, and retranslated over centuries. Ideas that I don't happen to agree with.
It is a shame, that, given free will, you choose not to consider all options. Even if you choose to remain faithful, would that faith not be stronger for having understood and refuted opposing views.
It is much more comfortable to surround yourself with like views, then to risk learning something new, isn't it?
A bible college will be my wisdom and I will no all that is right for a man to no."
...except how to spell.
What's amazing to me in all these quotes from fundies, is the sheer, gleeful hatred they spew; the prayers for harm to others, etc. I see absolutely no difference between many of them and the White Supremacists, the Nazi's, or the Taliban. All the same mentality. If we didn't have a society where they knew they would be punished, it sounds like half of them would be mass murderers. And thinking they were 'right' all along.
Am I still in the 21st century, or is this webpage a time warp to an alternate reality? lol Also - where do they come from? How do get to be this way? Are these the results of fundie home schooling?
Unbelievable.
"I will no all that is right for a man to no."
Yeah, like grammar and spelling...
Science and religion are two very different things. When dealing with non-tangible things, emotional or supernatural stuff, you turn to a god. When dealing with hard reality, facts, results and such, you turn to science.
If there is a God, he doesn't seem to have anything against science, since he allows it to continue unabated.
Yeah, I kind of do like Charles Darwin and Stephen Hawking more than Peter and Paul. Hawking and Darwin have contributed to our understanding of the universe. That's what science does. It's science that gives us modern technology. It's why you have can have a computer and the internet.
Peter and Paul, in my opinion, didn't contribute to our understanding of the universe. Paul was an outright misogynist and . . . well, I don't find Paul very likable (you know he was a murderer before he converted, so really, the fact that he wasn't a very pleasant person even after conversion doesn't surprise me.)
"Science is devoted to attempting to steal G_ds power from him."
They seem to be doing a good job of it...
Old Testament miracles:
Cities destroyed, floods, plagues, parting seas, manna from heaven, etc.
New Testament miracles:
Water into wine, inexhaustible fish-paste sandwiches, healing a few sick people, smiting a fig tree and a herd of pigs.
Post Testament miracles:
Appearing in "visions", causing stigmata, a couple of lucky escapes for the saints.
Modern miracles:
Appearing on toast and in cheetos, healing people of non-verifiable conditions, healing the sick in their hospital beds surrounded by the best in modern medicine.
Scientists are the high priests of the devil and you appear to be his willing congregation, all of you.
So I take it that you will stop using anything related science - like the internet, electricity, antibiotics, modern medicine, transport, global communication, heating, etc, and go and live in a hut made out of simple materials and hunt and gather your food?
Yeah didn't think so. Funny how science is EVIL except when you need it.
Apparently the best "proof" for God is four paragraphs of fallacy that must be spammed relentlessly everywhere by a cowardly liar who isn't even honest enough to post under his own name.
Poor old Troy. He tries so hard to convince because deep down he knows it's all shit.
"Science is devoted to attempting to steal G_ds power from him"
The only power science has is (via scientists) to give us facts, based on empirical evidence. If this results in a so-called 'God' becoming more & more irrelevant in today's world (compared to, say, pre-Renaissance times), then tough titty. That's the way the human progress biscuit crumbles, I'm afraid. Either get with the program, or get out of our modern world, fundies. And if your so-called 'God' can't even do something to protect himself from the onslaught of facts & evidence - i.e. prove said evidence wrong by himself - then he has no place in peoples' thinking.
Just ask Zeus, Jupiter, Amun-Ra, Huitzilopochtli, Odin, you name 'em. Indeed, ask your 'God'. Because he'll soon be joining these other fictional deities in the Abyss of Human Irrelevance.
"I am not going to go to Primary School too learn the devils Spelling, A bible college will be my wisdom and I will no all that is right for a man to no."
Hey Troy, was that you twenty years ago?
No. We're Atheists, not Titanists.
And science doesn't need appeals to authority.
Not to mention, according to the Bible, God routinely lies.
Show us exactly how
"Science is devoted to attempting to steal G_ds power from him"
"they think that they are his equals and science is their atheist tool to dethrone him."
Citations seriously fucking needed.
Well? We're waiting...
Well? Isn't he omnipotent and omniscient? Why should he worry? Are they using iron chariots? Shouldn't he know what is going to happen?
Science doesn't care about G_ds power, silly.
We don't think we're G_ds equals. We exist, he does not.
I don't "believe" Darwin or Hawking, I can examine the evidence that led to their conclusions. Peter and Paul have less credibility than Peter Pettigrew or RuPaul.
I don't believe in Satan, either.
You don't even know all that it is right for an eight-year-old boy to know.
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