Of course, now I get it.
The aliens crashed at Roswell while Elvis was doing a bum gig. He saw what happened and was made King of Glogenshire 8 to replace the dead king, one alien survived and left for home.
To hide this fact, he made a rock star and was called the King.
When he met JFK one day, it slipped so Elvis had him killed by the Glogenshire Police Squad disguised as secret service agents.
Once people began to suspect Elvis of the crime, he faked his death and left with the aliens.
While doing so, the aliens passed over Saudi Arabia where a young Osama bin Laden saw their UFO and was convinced it was Allah telling him to destroy the United States by pretending to be on their side when the Russians invade in the 80s.
He does so and gains the trust of the US. The aliens also had talked with George W. and told him that Osama would aid in the creation of a New World Order. But to do so, the US had to fall. So they met and came up with the plans for “Operation 911”.
They worked with the military to use remote controlled planes and missiles to crash into the WTC and Pentagon while the REAL planes landed in Pennsylvania, the passengers were forced out and onto another aircraft were it was shot down over a field in the same state by a military jet.
This allowed George W. to remove civil liberties and turn the US into a Nazi state under his direct control with a partnership with the Taliban. This is why we cannot find bin Laden. He is actually hiding on the Crawford Ranch and he and W. chat it up all the time.
Yes this is a joke so I don’t get put on here as a tin foil hat head.
