The Smithsonian Institute [sic] has 33,000 sets of human remains in their basement right now as you are reading this. Many of them were taken while the people were still alive. They were so desperate to find missing links, so desperate to prove their theory that they murdered people to prove it.
(Source: Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution Chapter 4 - a transcript of Kent Hovind's early sermons circa 1996.)
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I know that I have already explained this before, but just to set the record straight, let me repeat (and I hate doing this again):
The proof of Creationism is not only in the Smithsonian basements, but scattered throughout households here in the District of Columbia. Because we in DC have no representation, the Federal Government forces us, the citizens of DC, to hide these proofs (and they are legion - the Smithsonian basements are overflowing) in our homes and throughout our city.
To wit:
In our own home, we have the Pillar of Salt that was Lot's wife in our loft. Our neighbors have the Burning Bush in their backyard (fun at Halloween for S'Mores); dinosaurs roam around our community garden (Eden) just down the alley; the Witch of Endor is our neighborhood Commisioner, an elected position, I might add; Jacob's Ladder was very helpful during a recent house fire; the Ark of the Covenant is in the basement of the local library, and, thanks to the Dewey Decimal System, may be located in the 200s; Noah's Ark is moored on the Potomac on the Waterfront under the alias of the "Good Ship SS Minnow x 2"; the strata in the bluffs in Rock Creek Park are merely the remains of drowned Native Americans from the Flood; Cafe Milano, one of our best restaurants here in DC, serves the Last Supper nightly; and the Resurrection occurs daily here in DC everytime George W. Bush opens his big, fat mouth and the idiots think his BS is Chanel #5.
Any questions??
Watch out Kent, if they're really that powerful they'll kill you for mentioning it.
Do you want you toe tag to read 'Neandertal' or 'Cro Magnon'?
lol, they took the "remains" from living people? what part of the body is the remains exactly? I'd imagine the "remains" would mean what was left over after death.
Oh, and he's an idiot and liar. I really can't believe this guy's cajones.
... and then some idiot repeats this on YouTube and then another idiot repeats it, and so on, and so on... and eventually a whole lot of idiots think it's true because a (self-proclaimed) 'man of god' said it.
No matter that the man in question is a felon in federal prison.
If they were truly this powerful and this ruthless, you would have been killed long ago.
As it is, you're in jail for tax fraud, and your scientifically illiterate statements are a matter of public record for all the world to see. So I'm inclined to take anything you say as bullshit.
Of course, they were so desesperated that they precipitated the facts because, what a pity!!, some years afterwards, people found real fossiles which are now exhibitied in museums.
Got some proof of these allegations, sparky?
Of course not. The atheist conspiracy of scientists is very good at hiding the evidence.
Pathological liars are fascinating enough to warrant having their brain removed for study.
I'm giving the hovind benefit of the doubt here, I know.
... and if the conspiracy weren't PERFECT, we'd have at least one or two shreds of evidence to back up our claims. That just shows you how deep this conspiracy runs!!
I know that you were being sarcastic, tracer, but that was exactly the position taken by the "satanist conspiration" nuts who claimed that tens or hundreds of thousands of human sacrifices occured each year, with no-one the wiser because the "satanists" controlled the authorities.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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