Myself, I get uncomfortable just walking into a restaurant that has a bar. The other day, I decided to get my wife a gift certificate for TGI Fridays for her birthday. I walked in and was immediately uncomfortable because they had a bar there too. I had to stand there at the bar to get the gift certificates. It may be my imagination, but it was almost like a feeling of "evil" was lurking all around that room. Next time I think I'll go with Cracker Barrel or Bob Evans, lol.
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You'd fit right in at the wedding feast in Cana.
(That's where Christ turned water into wine, but you all knew that, right?)
Oh, and: “Who loves not wine, women and song, Remains a fool his whole life long” - Martin Luther.
You were probably checking out all the tits on the heathen sluts at the bar too, weren't ya? Admit it! Lust in your heart, temptation and all that.
In addition, you are quite the guy! Getting wifey a gift certificate to Fridays for her birthday? I'll bet you got laid hard that night! You are right though, I think Bob Evans will really do the trick next year.
What's with you and bars?
Look, it's no big deal if a girl turns down your invitation - specially since she may not be into all that "forgive my sin but I just can't help myself. It's the bimbo's fault!" prayer before the kinky sex part.
I know it can be humiliating but most women are not into the self flaggelation bit.
JohntheAtheist beat me to it.
My wife would be PISSED if she got a TGIF giftcard for her birthday. Not that she's superficial, but c'mon, just take her out to dinner yourself and buy her something nice - a new Bible cover or sex-less moomoo for bed or whatever your non-fun-having-people do for each other.
"Next time I think I'll go with Cracker Barrel or Bob Evans, lol."
Can't leave out the mandatory fundie lol, can you?
Was torn on this one. On the one hand, the guy's a batshit insane fundie. On the other, TGI Friday's is pretty evil. What settled it for me was that he stated a preference for Bob Evans or fucking Cracker Barrel.
Didn't Jesus turn water to wine at a wedding in Cana? Was evil lurking around Jesus that day, or maybe the devil made him do it.
Cracker Barrel is okay for breakfast, if I could only get a Bloody Mary with it!!!
The other day, I decided to get my wife a gift certificate for TGI Fridays for her birthday.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That is the CRAPPIEST birthday gift ever! You're just trying to cover a meal for you and her birthday in one shot. Take the $20 you spent and buy HER something. Or do something nice for HER.
Then why'd you go there? Any idiot who's lived in America for 6 months knows that all TGI Fridays' have bars. If you dislike people drinking and having a good time, why would you buy your wife a gift certifiacte there?
A a gift certificate for a chain restaurant for your wife's birthday? After all the crap you put her through? Come on, I'm not picky about gifts, but that's ridiculous. If money is that tight, get her flowers or something. It shows more care and respect than Fridays.
Rapture Ready: Where bars are evil, television is evil, and that potted plant--yeah, we're pretty sure that's evil too.
"Myself, I get uncomfortable just walking into a restaurant that has a bar."
Good, then I will never see your worthless ass in a restaurant.
"Hey, Lion. Fancy meeting you here again at Friday's!"
"Pttttttttttt(sprays beer), knocks glass of beer over counter onto floor, "Uh...wha? Fridays you say? Uh...why...uh I thought ...oh yeah, I thought this was uh...Bob Evans. Ooooh, that deceitful Satan almost tricked me into drinking that devil's brew. Lemme outta here...which way is the nearest church?"
It's too perfect, I just gotta:
"I'm a spiritual man. (Drinks deeply) Sometimes, I turn to the wrong kinds of spirits."
Myself, I get uncomfortable just walking into a restaurant that has a bar.
Call your sponsor. Go to a meeting. Change people, places and things. Think.
echno-shamen:
TGI Fridays is the ginormous chain restaurant supernova remnant of what was originally conceived as one of the first singles bars. The food is... not awful, but not exactly special occasion material either. It's pretty much the archetype of the Big American Chain Restaurant -- lots of meat, lots of calories, lots of vaguely local decorations, not that much class.
It may be my imagination
You don't say.
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