As a Christian I'm offended by comparing unicorns, elves with angels. Unicorns and Elves are fiction, and angels are biblical. End of story.
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Unicorns and Elves are fiction, and angels are biblical.
So with other words, all are fiction ;)
And to us non-Christians, the Bible is a work of fiction. Funny how you fail to make that last teensy logical connection.
And to some of us, unicorns and elves are real--they simply reside on a different plane of existence. Hmm, sounds a lot like angels to me!
Null, you are full of shit! This is not a repeat!
Pule Thamex, Satan is nicer than god. He killed way less people.
"As a Christian I'm offended by comparing unicorns, elves with angels. Unicorns and Elves are fiction, and angels are biblical. End of story."
Depending on your translation, unicorns are mentioned in your Babble you moron.
Guess that must mean they exist too.
Okay then, lets look at what your bible says about angels.
When were they created? Your bible doesn't say.
It would appear that angels are not only fictional, they are, in fact, nothing more than a cheap plot device for badly written fiction.
And I'm tired of Christians worshiping Jesus instead of the one true Lord, Bigfoot. Jesus is a fictional character, but Bigfoot is real. Dozens of eyewitnesses catching a glimpse of a hairy biped walking through the forest can't be wrong.
The 'Heavenly Host' is the army of glowing people in the sky. 'Angels' (meaning 'messengers') dart across the sky at God's command.meteors .
I'd guess if someone believes in the Christian God, they accept the reality of angels, too; so, this isn't really fundie.
Hey, don't be calling your god a liar, unicorns are in the bible too.
Numbers 23:22, 24:8
Deuteronomy 33:17
Isaiah 34:7
And lets not get into Dragons, Sea Monsters and the rest of the creatures mentioned.
Hm. Nice statement. And I agree with it completely. Unicorns and Elves are fiction, and angels are biblical. And seeing how most everything in the wholly babble is fairy tell, angels, which are biblical, are also fictional. Good job.
Side note....leprechauns are real. I have seen them whilst stumbling away late at night from an Irish pub......
Unicorns are also Biblical
Elves, on the other hand, are scandanavian and northern European/germanic.
Elves are somewhat comparable to Christian angels..so yeah, you can compare them a bit.
How dare you slander the wisdom of "They Might Be Giants"?! Science Is Real!
To all who don't know the awesome band "They Might Be Giants" has a new album including the song "Science Is Real" which compares unicorns, elves and angels in a lyric.
"As a Christian I'm offended by comparing unicorns, elves with angels. Unicorns and Elves are fiction, and angels are biblical. End of story."
Unicorns were once thought to exist, especially when confronted by the evidence of their horns. Until it was discovered said 'horns' were merely the tusks of Narwhals.
Where's the evidence for Angels? If you say 'The Bible', then there's evidence for elves. In Games Workshop (WH/WH40K's Eldar), And the works of Wendy & Richard Pini ("ElfQuest"). Therefore elves exist. BE offended.
End of story.
"As a Christian I'm offended by comparing unicorns, elves with angels. Unicorns and Elves are fiction, and angels are biblical. End of story."
As an elfin unicorn herder, I'm offended by comparing angels with elves and unicorns. Angels are fiction, unicorns and elves are real. End of story.
Actually, unicorns are in the King James bible.
I love how even arguing with the logic of a fundie, I can beat them...
The dragons in the Bible are real, not because they are in the Bible but because they are awesome.
"Unicorns and Elves are fiction, and angels are biblical. End of story."
Leetah (from ElfQuest) is hot:
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And you're not, E.Vage. And your 'God' is fictional.
End of story.
Confused?
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