crazy4starwars006 #fundie

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why i believe the Bible is the truth:
1.) everything in the Bible has been proven 1 way or another up 2 "Revelations" (which is things 2 come). whether it b countless written documents or caligraphy on the occurences found in this book or simply just the excivational proof.
2.) if u go 2 the red sea and scubba 2 the bottom not only will u find the remains of the Egyptian army, but u will also detect large quantities of metal from their armor from when God parted the sea 4 the Isrealites 2 escape.
3.) Noah's ark was reported 2 have been discovered several years ago BY SCIENTISTS+, people all over the world (china, europe, ect.) have told tales of their ancestors surviving in a large boat 4 40 days and nites after a great WORLDWIDE flood.
4.) the remains of Jesus still have not been discovered, even after centuries of searching
5.) and lastly...take a look outside 4 a quick minute. how could all of that have been formed by a bang? it makes no sense whatsoever!! humans coming from rocks? that's rediculous!! there has 2 b another way, 1 that actually makes sense and that won't fall apert like evolution!!
now i'm not trying 2 tell u 2 change ur religion, but what i am telling u is that if u want 2 keep believing in evolution, then ur just fooling urself. u may have come from monkies...but i certainly did NOT!!

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old comment by anevilmeme

1 Not only has everything in the Bible not been proven but has been proven wrong such as incests having 4 legs, pi = 3, the earth having 4 corners, etc.
2 You'll find nothing in the Red Sea you discribe. 3 Noah's ark is "found" every few yrs by scammers trying to make a buck. No, it's never been found for the simple reason it never existed. And people all over the world do not have a tale of their ancestors surviving in a large boat for 40 days. 4 It wasn't all formed with a "bang." Learn some basic astronomy. No you didn't come from monkeys but you and monkeys have a common ancestor. 5 What makes this post so ironically funny is a fundie with the username crazy4starwars posting this bullshit on a starwars fansite.

old comment by Matilde

One, caligraphy is the art of writting in a beautiful manner. So, proofs of "caligraphy" are a bogus notion you made from your arse. Moreover, there are no written documents outside the Bible which prove Genesis or the existence of Abraham, for example.
Second, I went scuba to Red sea, and I saw nothing of the sort. Moreover, nobody has(apparently neither have you). Honestly, if it were true, they'd be in a museum, not in your post. I've done submarine archaeology and, believe me, many things that could have sunk millenia ago are not meant to be discovered in a long time. And by the way, the body of Alexander the Great hasn't been discovered yet, and many others, what's your point?. The story of the ark, the ones you're mentioning to be more precise, has long been reported to be a hoax. And concerning the flood, it is a mnitema, an universal myth that may be a remnant of the memory people have of glaciations, nothing to do with the Biblical account. Finally, how could we be formed by dirt?, man, we've got to start from something, in which sense is a bang more illogical than a divine breath?. Which exceptionals proofs of the existence of Adam, Eve or Caine exist, let alone a speaking snake?

old comment by ABeastOfPrey

Before anything, good grief, learn to spell. "2" is not an acceptable replacement for "to". And so on.

1.) everything in the Bible has been proven 1 way or another up 2 "Revelations" (which is things 2 come). whether it b countless written documents or caligraphy on the occurences found in this book or simply just the excivational proof.

Contemporary documents or it didn't happen.

2.) if u go 2 the red sea and scubba 2 the bottom not only will u find the remains of the Egyptian army, but u will also detect large quantities of metal from their armor from when God parted the sea 4 the Isrealites 2 escape.

Pics or it didn't happen.

3.) Noah's ark was reported 2 have been discovered several years ago BY SCIENTISTS+

Scientific journal article with pics or it didn't happen.

people all over the world (china, europe, ect.) have told tales of their ancestors surviving in a large boat 4 40 days and nites after a great WORLDWIDE flood.

Looking up several origin stories from different worldwide cultures, I can't find a single instance of all ancestry dating from a family surviving a global flood outside of the Bible.

4.) the remains of Jesus still have not been discovered, even after centuries of searching

The absence of evidence is NOT the evidence of absence....or something. Basically, you could just as easily justify not finding Jesus's remains as proof of his NOT existing. Of course, if they did find his remains, how could they tell that they were his?

5.) and lastly...take a look outside 4 a quick minute. how could all of that have been formed by a bang? it makes no sense whatsoever!! humans coming from rocks? that's rediculous!! there has 2 b another way, 1 that actually makes sense and that won't fall apert like evolution!!

Evolution & Big Bang are two separate theories. Both theories fit empirical evidence. Come back after you pass second grade.

" everything in the Bible has been proven 1 way or another”
Fine. Get two monochrome goats and two striped sticks and prove that they produce striped kids. We’ll wait.

"up 2 "Revelations"”
It’s Revelation. Singular, not plural.
You need to read the actual book.

"caligraphy on the occurences found in this book”
Fancy lettering is proof?
Are you high?

"or simply just the excivational proof.”
The bible tells us where the Garden of Eden is located, between three named rivers that exist today. They’ve excavated the Tree of Life? Or at least the Angel guarding it?

"if u go 2 the red sea and scubba 2 the bottom not only will u find the remains of the Egyptian army”
No, you do not. Someone did find a couple of chariots in the sea, but not the whole army.

“but u will also detect large quantities of metal from their armor”
Nope.

“Noah's ark was reported 2 have been discovered several years ago BY SCIENTISTS+,”
It just never seems to stand up to PEER REVIEW…

" people all over the world (china, europe, ect.) have told tales of their ancestors surviving in a large boat 4 40 days and nites after a great WORLDWIDE flood.”
No. Many cultures all over the world have a flood myth. Not all, though. Inland cultures that never faced a flash flood found coal deposits and say the previous world was destroyed by fire. And Egypt, which uses Flood to cultivate crops, doesn’t have a destructive-flood myth.

“the remains of Jesus still have not been discovered, even after centuries of searching”
We also haven’t found the remains of Conan.

“take a look outside 4 a quick minute. how could all of that have been formed by a bang?”
Argument from complexity and being bone-ignorant about BBT.

"it makes no sense whatsoever!!”
The actual science does, but not this cartoon strawman, no.

“humans coming from rocks?”
Leave Hovind out of this. Leave Hovind out of everything.

“that's rediculous!!”
Only if you have a red crayon.

“there has 2 b another way, 1 that actually makes sense and that won't fall apert like evolution!!”
Feel free to learn enough about evolution to actually find faults in it and get back to us when you do.

“now i'm not trying 2 tell u 2 change ur religion,”
Lying is against the Bible’s instructions.