[They deserve a medal for their persistence.]
There will be a dual terrorist attack on the US and the UK taking the form of fire from the heavens and a rising mushroom cloud, in 2008Heshvan (before 2008December3). The US arm of the attack will hit Westside Midtown Manhattan producing a man made mushroom cloud rising from the Hudson river. The UK arm will most likely occur on the same day but may be a few days later.
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Damn, it sounds like he really, really, REALLY means it this time! Don't let him say "I told you so" later on.
[They deserve a medal for their persistence.]
There comes a point where persistence become stubbornness, and when stubbornness turns into sheer ignorance.
This guy is long past both of them
I'll make a deal with you, Lord's Witness...
If you're right about these attacks, I'll join the Christian church and devote myself entirely to its aims. If you're wrong, I get to punch you in the scrotillia as hard as I can. Can we shake on that?
Lone Wolf, is that you? Where's that meteor that you promised us?
And all you Manhattanites, remember, the Bible commands you to stone false prophets! Caca di toro!
And you know this how? Are you in cahoots with the terrorists? Shouldn't someone inform the national security people?
Or are you making it all up?
'The UK arm will most likely occur on the same day, but may be a few days later'.
Not very precise, is it? Nor do you give an exact date for the US arm. In fact, you do not know what you are talking about. You are a twat.
Another thing: if God can do fire from the heavens, why does he have to bother with a man-made mushroom cloud? Anything man-made can go wrong, as we have seen. Indeed, I think it will, and your scenario won't happen.
fergus
@Dan Onymous - What's the fascination with mushroom clouds?
They are vegetarians, otherwise they would have siad rump steak (well-done) with paprika sauce.
Seriously, haven't these guys got anything else to do other than sodomising goats?
"a man made mushroom cloud rising from the Hudson river."
Oh, a man made mushroom cloud. I see. Glad you mentioned that so we'll be able to differentiate it from all the naturally occurring ones...
I'll put ONE MILLION dollars on nothing of what you claim will happen, will happen.
Actually I'm going to go so far as to say that when we are in 2009, your sorry ass will make another stupid assumption and tell other equally stupid people what it is and they will oooh and aaah and think you are the shit and all that. The only problem is that they are also patients at the same mental institution as you are.
As opposed to an alien-made mushroom cloud.
@FMG, #821103. Women seem to love J and B names, especially the former. It may be a stereotype, but it's not exactly debunking itself.
This is, by my count, the fourth or fifth time this exact quote has been posted, only with the dates changed. I seem to recall that the last one was sometime early this month, and before that was the middle of October.
Can't you please be more accurate? I want to know whether I should still go do my Christmas shopping in London that week.
Maybe I'd better not take the risk. That's it, kids, Christmas is cancelled. The Lord told me so.
Remember, folks, if you see a chipmunk-made or pigeon-made mushroom cloud rising from the Hudson river, there's nothing to worry about! Go on about your business!
I swear these people must be trolling.
If so, they need to take some classes and get better at it. >_<
March 27, 2007: "The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne dirty bomb or nuclear bomb during the month of 2006Adar, i.e. on or before Sundown Tuesday March 20th 2007."
August 23, 2008: "We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud on August29/30, which is 829 or 830, 2008."
September 15, 2008: "We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud between September12 and September 14, which is 912-914, 2008."
Forgive me for not taking this too seriously.
@ FMG:
Simple: the initials stand for 'Jesus Beast'. That's just the Illuminati covering all the bases in its mind-control campaign.
(Wow... Pulling something credible (according to Fundie standards, anyway) out of one's ass is much easier than I thought... and not even remotely painful...)
"There will be a dual terrorist attack on the US and the UK taking the form of fire from the heavens and a rising mushroom cloud, in 2008Heshvan (before 2008December3). The US arm of the attack will hit Westside Midtown Manhattan producing a man made mushroom cloud rising from the Hudson river. The UK arm will most likely occur on the same day but may be a few days later."
I live in the UK. It's 2010. Nothing's happened.
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And it's May 26, 2011.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
'Shroom clouds, Doood! Eat 'em - dont smoke 'em.
> but may be a few days later. <
Quite a few days later. Maybe millions or billions, but "soon".
It makes you wonder how these people arrive at such precise conclusions. They are, after all, just making shit up, but I think they honestly believe what they're saying, to an extent. Or at least they believe the reasons behind why they said it in the first place. But how the hell do they come up with this shit?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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