I saw a Angel. When I was in 3 grade. Angel spoke to my heart and said, "Don't be afraid. Your God sent me to comfort you." I was in a new school and every kid didn't like me one bit.
Doesn't matter what you guys say. But I'll keep on praying for your souls.
When I was a little kid after I saw SNOW WHITE. I asked, "God please let me go out with a girl that looks like Snow White." When the pray came true was in 2003.
(Think you've been sniffing some glue )
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"I saw a Angel. When I was in 3 grade. "
So this was last year, then?
Angel spoke to my heart and said, "Don't be afraid. Your God sent me to comfort you." I was in a new school and every kid didn't like me one bit. "
Yep, kids that age often invent invisible friends to play with when the other real kids don't want to.
When I was a little kid after I saw SNOW WHITE. I asked, "God please let me go out with a girl that looks like Snow White." When the pray came true was in 2003. "
That was Disneyland. Those girls are paid to dress like that, and getting your picture taken with them =/= a date.
LW got a date? Either the girl was drunk, stoned, and as dumb as he is or he's packing 18" of meat. (and she was drunk, stoned, and as dumb as he is)
"Nice try but I can't smell "
What the fuck? Well, now that I think about it, it does explain a lot. You can't smell because you can't breathe through your nose which means not enough oxygen is getting through to your brain which explains why you're such an enormous retard.
When I was a little kid after I saw SNOW WHITE. I asked, "God please let me go out with a girl that looks like Snow White." When the pray came true was in 2003.
The only difference is she didn't eat a poison apple. She ate a grenade to get away from your stupidity.
Why do you always type "Snow White" in all capitals?
From another quote:
"Sense I was a kid after I'd saw SNOW WHITE & 7 dwarfs. I'd wanted to have girlfriend that look like SNOW WHITE . In 2003 I got. She'd happen to be my Pastor's oldest daughter."
Fucking dork.
Going out with someone who looks like Snow White doesn't sound really extraordinary.
If God could hook me up with Angelina Jolie, I would probably believe.
God: "What can I do for you my child?"
"My father only has a month to live unless he gets a new liver. Can you please, oh Merciful Lord, give him a new liver so he can live?"
"Aaaahhh...no can do, sorry. I already promised this retarded kid that I'd give him a girlfriend that looks like Snow White. Hey, c'mon, don't be like that. I tried to ignore him at first but the goofy bastard just wouldn't take no for an answer. Besides, if I don't give him a chick he'll just keep jerkin' off to old Disney movies and you know how I feel about masturbation."
Maybe we should cut him a little slack. The fact that he not only believes that an angel talked to him and that he actually prayed to his god to give him a girlfriend that looks like an animated character, but shamelessly admitted to it on the internet where people all over the world can see it, to me is a pretty good sign that this person is not playing with a full deck.
"I was in a new school and every kid didn't like me one bit. "
and then...
"God bless you and your family.(obviously meant in a condescendingly assholish way)
And he wonders why no one liked him. Fuck, I've never met the douche and I don't like him.
Everything about LoneWolf just screams "MAKE FUN OF ME PLEASE!". I'm not exaggerating when I say that his grammar and art is worse than any 6 year old I've ever seen. He says the weirdest stuff that which at least half the time isn't even related to the topic at all. He likes things that (usually)only little kids like(Power Rangers, Batman, Naruto, wrestling, Kim Possible and other Disney cartoons etc.). He feels the need to preach his nutty religious beliefs to everyone whether they like it or not. And then, of course, there's his creepy obsession with french kissing cartoon characters and then drawing pictures of it. To say that he's not very bright would be a huge understatement. And to top it all off the dude's twenty three years old . It's a miracle that he even survived high school without getting the living crap beaten out of him on a daily basis.
What, exactly, is LoneWolf's newest name? King Kaka shit?
Sorry, I shouldn't make fun of 'special' kids, but we haven't had any new posts for a few hours.
Is it me or is Lonewolf the most prolific poster of complete and utter crazy, this Internet malarky has ever seen?
How arrogant to say that God bothered to send one of his angels down to Earth just cos I was feeling a little scared on my first day of school. What about the children hiding in the jungles of Rwanda, given AK47's and told to murder people? You'd think God might make comforting them a higher priority.
"I saw a Angel. When I was in 3 grade."
I read "3 grade" and knew it had to be LoneWolf.
"Angel spoke to my heart and said, "Don't be afraid. Your God sent me to comfort you." I was in a new school and every kid didn't like me one bit."
See, most people by now would have figured out that you've just explained away your little angel encounter quite handily. You, on the other hand, still cling to this as being some sort of real event rather than your mind trying to comfort you because nobody else seemed to like you.
"Doesn't matter what you guys say. But I'll keep on praying for your souls."
I'd rather you did less praying and more thinking.
"When I was a little kid after I saw SNOW WHITE. I asked, "God please let me go out with a girl that looks like Snow White." When the pray came true was in 2003."
In reality or is this another of your drawing fetishes where you're just making out with Snow White in your little picture? There's a difference you know.
@Grigori Yefimovich
Another one that reminds me of a joke. One day at Disney Court, Mickey was filing for a divorce from Minnie. "Mr. Mouse, I don't care how valid you feel they are, slurs against Mrs. Mouse's state of mind will not be tolerated!"
"But your honor!" Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
I had a few invisible friends as a young child, but that's because I was an imaginative child. You, on the other hand, have never grown out of it.
"Nice try but I can't smell."
So, you HAVE been sniffing glue. Fuckin' liar.
I do feel a little bad for him, I don't think he has any friends.
God is a lousy matchmaker. I prayed for him to set me up with someone like John Constantine and I've got nothin'. Bastard.
I saw an angel once, too, but I was whacked out on drugs after having a surgery, and it might've just been the handsome doctor in his scrubs. In fact, I'm quite certain. The angel said something about popsicles, and while popsicles are tasty and delicious, I doubt angels have much to say about them.
Snow White, huh? This tard draws pics of himself making out with Minnie Mouse facrisakes, how juvenile is that?
Now, Jessica Rabbit, on the other hand . . .
1) You dated a chick with shoulder-length dark hair? Wow, how unusual. *Flips shoulder-length dark hair, while watching a chick with shoulder-length dark hair read the news on television*
2) You don't need to be able to smell in order to get stoned off of glue, you nut.
"(Think you've been sniffing some glue)"
"Nice try but I can't smell."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Oh, man, that's exactly the sort of joke I'd expect to hear in a John Waters movie!
I was new in school several times, and it's not that kids don't like you, it's that they don't know you. Eventually you get to talking to some, join some clubs, and you have new friends soon enough. That's how it works. I was never popular, but I was never lonely either.
As for the second part, well, yeah, you've been sniffing something.
"I saw a Angel. When I was in 3 grade. Angel spoke to my heart and said, "Don't be afraid. Your God sent me to comfort you." I was in a new school and every kid didn't like me one bit.
Doesn't matter what you guys say. But I'll keep on praying for your souls.
When I was a little kid after I saw SNOW WHITE. I asked, "God please let me go out with a girl that looks like Snow White." When the pray came true was in 2003"
That's nice, dear.
*pats LoneWolf1984 on head *
Now you go back to your ninja cartoon dear, the adults are talking.
@J-Hay, Mattural Selection:
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