Where are those Russian thermonuclear ICBM nukes when we need them??? Where is that weapon of indignation??? I am all for Russia nuking the United States! We deserve what we get for spitting in the face of God almighty! I do not long to see death and destruction, but I do long to see God's judgment upon a wicked baby-murdering, sodomite-sanctioning, occult-controlled, crooked as a dog's hind leg government, an exceedingly proud arrogant stiffnecked people! Our great God is a long-suffering God, but His judgment will not sleep forever.
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If you truly think so, you deserve to die of radiation poisoning, whereupon you shall go to Hell for your countless depraved sins, chief among them taking the name of the Lord in vain, bearing false witness and child sexual abuse, where a succubus in the shape of a six-year-old Taylor Swift "clad" in skin-tight see-through pants dances erotically before you, but whenever you try to put your filthy claws on her, she slips out of your reach, and whenever you try to masturbate, your penis shrinks away into nothingness as you reach for it!
Well Short Eyes, thanks for showing your true colors. We all knew exactly what you are, but wishing death upon 320 million people at the hands pf Pig Vomit's abusive boyfriend, he who likes to parade around on horseback showing the world his jiggly mantitties, is beyond the pale, even by your standards. I can't possibly imagine why you've been tossed out of various churches, have no friends & are still single after your wife took the kids & ran for their lives.
And he's your god, Short Eyes, not mine. Even if he were real, which he isn't, I want nothing to do with anyone or anything that knowingly associates with the likes of you.
Why not take a vacation to Chernobyl, or to Fukushima, Kiddydiddler, if you want to be nuked? Or make a thorough study of Madame Curie's notebooks, even her cookbooks are off limits to the public, I hear.
Yeah, the babies and toddlers and older children being imprisoned and neglected to the point of dying at the US-Mexico border is very, very wicked! Not to mention all fundies who choose prayers instead of medical care, and all the kids of parents that don't have health insurance.
Sodomy can be everything from non-procreative sex between spouses, to anal sex. Were you married to the child that you diddled, Davie-boy, and were you aiming to procreate? No? You SODOMITE!!!
As an atheist, I see all religious superstition and mumbo-jumbo as occult.
Your god is an absent god, a dead-beat-dad god. Kinda like yourself, Kiddydiddler, without the "god"-part, of course.
So, nearly caught up to "Hunt for Red October", I see.
Spoiler: Marko Ramius steals that MHD-propelled Typhoon-class first-strike submarine to defect to the US, handing such over to the DoD.
Perhaps next you'll watch "Crimson Tide": in which Gene Hackman & Denzel Washington act each other off the screen.
Triggered as much as 4chan/s /pol/ were, when Dim Dong Dumb tried to launch a missile last time, and those who'd stayed awake for days waiting for their precious 'Habbiding' were left like their precious Ron Paul meme: it never happened.
There's an extremely good reason why no nukes have been used in anger since Nagasaki, and it can be summed up in just three letters which also describes you: MAD .
Mentally Assblasted Dave .
Actually, Davey Rocky, I thought the same thing about you, when the news was full of how the North Korean nukes were pointed @ Guam. It's just that I do feel of all the other people on that island, it's bad enough they have to put up with living down the street from you.
Now, I'm off to sanction a few "sodomites" at tonight's Mardi Gras parade.
Now there you go with condridicting the Bible; it says that God doesn't stay angry forever (albeit just after the verses that say he would) and that his mercy endures forever.
It's one of those parts that fundies like to ignore.
“Where are those Russian thermonuclear ICBM nukes when we need them???”
“Where is that weapon of indignation???”
“ e deserve what we get for spitting in the face of God almighty!”
"God's judgment upon a wicked baby-murdering”
Where are those Russian nuclear weapon BIMC nukes when we need the MFF??? Where is that mother of indignation??? I am all for Russia stating the United Nukes! We deserve what we get for fitting in the space of Tod alrighty! I do not see long death and destruction, but I do long to see Tod's judgment upon a wicked dog-murdering, baby-sanctioning, sodomite-controlled, crooked as an occult leg's hot government ID, an exceedingly stiff arrogant proud-necked people! Our great Tod is a long-sleeping Tod, but His Rover will not refuse judgment.
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