SIN affects the way one thinks, SIN is the motive for the way that Darwin’s nodding dog thinks, the father of all lies.
The deceitful pen of shrewd men shall be put to shame; they shall be dismayed and taken; behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what knowledge is in them? None, For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears, with their sinful itching ears they will turn away from listening to the truth and turn aside to the myths and lies of evolution.
Richard Dawkins and his blasphemy is hardly worthy of the distinction of the person of the year, there are others who art more worthy.
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
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You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning.... I can take that son of devil joke, but please don't go with that bullshit of devil being a murderer. Even in the bible, the devil has an impeccable Human Rights record, while your God is guilty of multiple genocides.
Billy, take some writing classes. This is dreadful. And you're plagiarising the hell out of the bibble without any references, which is cheating. And you threw in some stuff about "Darwin's nodding dog," which is from waaaay out in left field.
Sober up, Billy.
Ok, do you think that just because you say SOOOO much, you´re right?, have you any objective evidence to proof your thesis?
Tzelemel: That passage stood out to me, too -- not only because it is so archaic, but he couldn't even get the archaic grammar right. "Art" is third person singular , not plural.
It's a pet peeve of mine, people trying to use antiquated grammatical forms and getting them wrong -- mixing up "thee" and "thou" is the most common example.
~David D.G.
Poor Billy, this is obviously what he really ment to say:
"SCIENCE affects the way one thinks, KNOWLEDGE is the motive for the way that Darwin’s brave followers strive, the father of all evolutionary progress.
The deceitful pen of shrewd clergymen shall be put to shame; they shall be dismayed and taken; behold, they have rejected the word of SCIENCE, so what knowledge is in them? None, For the time is coming when people will not endure false preaching, but having hungry minds, with their hungry minds they will turn away from listening to the fairytales and turn aside the myths and lies of the Bible.
Richard Dawkins and his breakhroughs is hugely worthy of the distinction of the person of the year, there are none who art more worthy.
I, Billy, are of God ,the Father, and my will is to do my Father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the Father of lies."
There...
You have to wonder if fundies really talk like that every day.... If so, that must be from loopyness or osmetihng. They basically block their minds from reason, and become mindless KJV-drones from what I've read. Actually pretty darn sad someone could get brainwashed like that....
And they usually all talk like snobby bastards.
If you're going to talk in sixteenth-century English, maybe you should check that you know how it works first. "Art" is the second person singular of "to be," as in "thou art." It's used in the first sentence of the Lord's Prayer because you're addressing God, not talking about him/her/it. Even I know that, and I'm an atheist from a family of atheists.
And by the by, I have seen many devout Christians scratch their ears. How do you explain that one, eh?
"SIN affects the way one thinks, SIN is the motive for the way that Darwin’s nodding dog thinks, the father of all lies.
You have obviously no knowledge of psychology.
The deceitful pen of shrewd men shall be put to shame; they shall be dismayed and taken; behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what knowledge is in them? None, For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears, with their sinful itching ears they will turn away from listening to the truth and turn aside to the myths and lies of evolution.
Evolution is not a "myth", it is backed up by scientific evidence.
Richard Dawkins and his blasphemy is hardly worthy of the distinction of the person of the year, there are others who art more worthy.
I'm actually very glad that Richard Dawkins won man of the year. Richard Dawkins is awesome.
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies."
Apparently, you have not studied my family tree. My father is a man named 60 year old real man named Daniel. I know he is real because I can touch and see him unlike your "devil" who I have never felt nor seen.
I think this guy deserves the "Has no knowledge outside of the bible" and/or the "Assumes a bunch of stupid things without any rational thought and/or scientific evidence" award.
Well, besides all that others have said, I'll just comment on that last paragraph, the one about the devil having no truth in him.
Remember the genesis story where the devil/serpent tells Eve that if they eat of the fruit, that they'd become like god, and know the difference between good and evil?
Well, once that happens, god says that man has become like "us" and knows the difference between good and evil. Then he kicks them out.
In other words, the devil was telling the truth here!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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