Since the general election last year, Hull has gone to shit: Siemens closed it's wind turbine production facility - among other major employers pulling out of the area - thus more people are unemployed and the local economy is on the verge of collapse. One can hardly walk down the street in daytime, never mind at night (when it's all but 'Purge Night' every night) without being mugged. Humberside Police are on strike "RoboCop II"-style, our schools are being shot to shit in almost daily Dunblane-esque atrocities that there's hardly any kids left here.
And there's Islameist activity to such an extent that...:
...our World Trade Centre has so many planes sticking out of it as you can see above, it's become a replacement for Humberside Airport. To say nothing of ISIS flags down Spring Bank, with daily executions of infidels in the KC Stadium.
In conclusion: So London elected the Labour candidate - who has a Fatwa on him for his LGBT rights campaigning - Sadiq Khan as mayor. The film "London Has Fallen" is a documentary. Dogs & Cats living together, mass hysteria!
It's a wonder we won the bid for City of Culture in 2017, I tells ya!
And all because the anti-immigration neo-Nazi National Front got nowhere in last year's general election, and the three existing Labour MPs - Diana & Alan Johnson, and Karl Turner - were returned to Parliament with increased majorities.
But then, most righties don't have the wherewithal to understand the deadly consequences of Doug Piranha's use of dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire, and... sarcasm.
Perhaps watching his brother Dinsdale nailing your head to the floor will help you understand.
"rapes in cologne"
Perhaps that's what was used on Jesus' body before that was done to him for three days and nights...?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]