Okay reading the ballots there are a lot of idiots here
this is what i feel the people who passed this law keep doing:
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Same-sex marriage=same-sex intercourse: marriage does not imply sexual relationship and vice versa.
Same-sex intercourse=no reproduction: obviously there are non-gays who are reproducing, and the population is growing at ridiculous rates.
No reproduction=death of humanity: this one's true, but with the utter nonsense that props up the aforementioned equations, there isn't a snowball's chance in hell of it happening due to marriage equality and gay sex.
You think that no same-sex marriage means that no same-sex intercourse happens and you think that legalizing same-sex marriage will be the end of all heterosexual intercourse. You have absolutely no grounds for calling anyone else stupid!
PS: If you think that the only reason that keeps heteros from having gay sex is the legal definition of marriage, you might not be as straight as you think
I didn't realise that marriage equality means that all heterosexual marriages would be disolved
I guess my wife and I will have to get in as much sex as possible now before that happens. (Do you think she would buy that?)
So, when gay people get married, all human reproduction stops? What, straight people are so grossed out that someone, somewhere is engaging in man on man or woman on woman sex in the marriage bed, they can't produce sperm or eggs? Or perhaps you mean gay sex is so great, straight sex will disappear?
Gosh, you are stupid.
Kaboom, kaboom, there goes another irony meter, and that was an iPad app so my new iPad blew up too.
Same sex marriage being allowed =/= same sex marriage being the only marriage.
That is what these idiots don't seem to understand.
"Lord save me and the 14 people that actually have common sense."
So, you admit that you lack common sense?
New Italian Republic: "Same sex marriage = Same sex Intercourse and that (BLEH) = No reproduction rate = DEATH OF HUMANITY!"
Someone else: "But there will still be reproduction! People in opposite sex marriages are gonna continue having children and..."
New Italian Republic (extremely annoyed): "Same sex marriage allowed = Marriage has been redefined = Old definition no longer valid = NO MORE OPPOSITE SEX MARRIAGE = NO REPRODUCTION RATE = DEATH OF HUMANITY!!!!"
@Malingspann
Someone else: "Marriage is not like matter and energy. There is not a finite amount of marriage. Allowing same sex couples to marry does not mean there is less marriage for everyone else."
New Italian Republic: "Yes it IS, yes it does. ONLY OPPOSITE COUPLES CAN MARRY OR ONLY SAME SEX COUPLES CAN MARRY. YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH."
Someone else: "What an idiot" *Walks away.
New Italian Republic: "I won" *Does a victory dance.
There are 7 billion of us and counting. Hell, the Duggars could repopulate the entire planet in just 8 generations. If there's any species that's in no danger of going extinct, it's cockroaches and ants. But right after that it's humans. And no, gay marriage is not zero reproduction unless you think either 100% of the population is gay or that gay marriage is mandatory.
Does this special snowflake not realize that humanity's extinction might be tied to our reproduction rate in the way opposite of what they believe? Hell, my 6th grade science teacher did a class project explaining over population simple enough for 11 and 12 years olds to understand. Population control is a good thing.
Are there really this many repressed homosexuals out there? This is a very common statement "we allow homosexual marriage, make homosexuality an equal and legal state, No more babies ever again" because that's all that's stopping you from being full time gay?
Of course there's the idiots who think it mean MANDANTORY but they're so stupid we'll never get through to them, Scott Lively and Pat Robertson have thoughally destroyed those brains.
Actually, NIR, you live up to your snarky little pic. Literally every word out of your trap is stupid.
I hope the Most Interesting Man in the World beats your face in for tarnishing his ad campaign.
Somebody has spent a lot of time, and I mean a real lot, thinking about gay sex, and has apparently concluded that it is awesome.
Yep. Homosexuality is now at 100% and science has no way to make new humans from the 7 Billion existing ones. Also, there are no gay people willing to trade sperm and eggs to keep the species alive.
It was great knowing all of you.
Same sex marriage = Same sex Intercourse and that No reproduction rate = DEATH OF HUMANITY
But
No Same sex marriage =/= No Same sex Intercourse
Lord save me and the 14 people that actually have common sense
Those are two mutually exclusive categories.
Yeah, all humans are going to go gay and the human race will cease to be. I'm sure that will happen. Also, this
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to your world's most interesting man.
@creativerealms
Someone else: "What an idiot" *Walks away.
New Italian Republic: "I won" *Does a victory dance. Trips over own feet.
New Italian Republic (from the floor): "I meant to do that!"
You don't have to have sex when you're married, and unmarried people have sex too.
Unless you're a test tube baby, your parents had sex at least once. Isn't that kinda BLEH to think about too?
What's with this idea that if SSM is implemented, EVERYONE is going to marry someone of their own gender and not have children, and humanity will die out? Are they all closet homosexuals, or what? We have SSM here in Sweden, and most people are still marrying people of the opposite gender and having kids.
It's clear that you only meant that those 14 people have common sense, as you wouldn't even recognize common sense if it danced naked in front of you wearing a giant condom for a hat.
Anti-vaxxers are a more serious threat to humanity than people getting married. image
Do the words "OVER SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE" ring a bell, Pizza-Head?!!!
AND NOT EVERYBODY IS GAY!
AND GAYS ADOPT & HAVE IN-VITRO BABIES ALL THE TIME!
(I'm Italian myself. I have 'Pizza-Head Privileges')
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